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[challenge entry] Cookie cunt.


Yay - 1000th post. Only took me over 2 years.

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(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
and good choice of cookie too. cheap and nasty and named after somewhere near Ilford
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Good 'ol Co-Op stocked cookies.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# lunch at school very often consisted of...
going to the bakers/deli and buying a large crusty cob, hollowing it out and having it half filled with grated cheese. Next, go the the chippy and get them to fill that with chips and sausage/burger. Scoff, then go to the co-op and spend remaining 14p on packed of biscuits and scoff for dessert.

yum!

NB - I was a powerlifter and rugby forward as a teenager, so I was allowed* to do this!

*not allowed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# 14p?
blimey. do you remember when phone boxes took 2p in a big slot?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# yes
my local phone box had been cracked open, so every morning on my way to my paper round, I would go and empty the coin box. Donkey Kong took a lot of 10ps from BT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# our local one was knackered and bt never seemed to empty it
so if you gave it a swift smack to the coin box* a decent amount of change was guaranteed to fall out the bottom

*not an euphemism in this case
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# That manages to be simultaneously
the most disgusting and glorious lunch I can imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# lunch these days is really boring in comparison
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I heartily recommend it
and by heartily, I mean heart-attack-ily
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Any food product combined with cheese is instantly better
made a chilli last night and had a tonne of grated pilgrim's choice extra mature on the top, combined with garlic bread and chunky chips.

Fkin amazing it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# mmm yes.
spag bol, chilli, soup, pizza, cornflakes.

All better with added cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# You are Scooby Doo
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# more Velma
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# I do like a battered sausage, slit and butterflyed in a roll with marg, ketchup and sea salt.
Or my latest one is to slice a bread roll into three, horizontally. Then cut a round hole in the thick middle slice, fry one side, flip it over, drop an egg into the hole, fry and flip a few more times, then butter/ketchup/salt the outer slices, and re-assemble the orginal roll.
Epic egg butty.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# this was all good apart from the ketchup bit
brown sauce surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# brown sauce is so wrong
tomato all the way
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# HP Guinness sauce, if you must.
Don't cheapen it.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# fuck me, that sounds absolutely fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# and my waist size has kept up with my age ever since
but that has to stop now!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Win. I was all for the crusty cobs, but my spare change went on 10 Lambert & Butlers.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# tut tut tut
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Nasty cookie fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah ah ah
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha that's brilliant! comp it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Aggghhhhh!
That woman gives me the fear without requiring any shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# haha
FOCCE - as featured in Psychoville last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
"Sick of tripping up over your size 30 shoes? Had your (red) nose put out of joint by a badly thrown custard pie? Your throat been nicked once too often by a spinning bow tie? One of our FOCCE-trained health and safety officers will enrol you on our ‘Banana Skins Workshop’, "

hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
fuckin scary

also what enzyme said
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Jesus shitting christ!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# class!
I dislike the woman intensely
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Blears
Those are great. Used to live in her constituency and sometimes saw here at the pub. The scary thing is, that smile isn't just for the cameras - SHE DOES IT ALL THE TIME.
(sleekloon Curing Cancer one cell at a time., Fri 6 May 2011, 23:21, archived)
# I've just clicked 'I like this'
when I really don't. That is fucking creepy. REALLY fucking creepy.
(zebby wasting irony here on, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7gkn6WQ44M
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I am fixated and sickened by this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Still one of my faves.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# ohhh yes my coffie just whent all over my keyboard...lol
(smooow I like to run with knives, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:22, archived)