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# this is why Im not into the idea of anal sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Oh you!
Most men would benifit hugely by being Glittered.

And besides, it fell off due to damp laboratory conditions.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:15, archived)
# medically speaking
Ive already been glittered by a doctor, and have since learnt 3 things.

1 Pushing a 250 kg weight 100 metres up a hill is a good way to make your insides come out.

2 When the doctors say "this may cause some discomfort" they are being understatedly ironic.

3 Doctors see some pretty mad stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Did you prolapse?
You can have a sedative, you big girl!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:23, archived)
# sure did.
Only a minor one, but enough to teach me the value of weetabix.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:25, archived)
# i am so fucking glad
that has never happened to me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Yoda says:
"You will be, you will be!"
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I'm so fucking glad that
I don't even know what they're talking about. And no, I don't want some one to explain it to me!
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)
# there is plenty of time, if you ignore the following...
man cannot survive off macdonalds alone.
try and supplement your vodka intake with water occasionally.

And finally, dont cycle down to the doctors if you do find yourself in trouble.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)
# being
married to a doctor, I can vouch for the mad stuff bit. And I always have to shut the dermatology book on the table before I have my breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Doctors are great at understatement...
I was having a brace fitted years ago and the orthodontist (why do they have flash names!) said this might hurt. I said move your finger then as i bite when i hurt. She didn't and bled and nearly cried, sweet revenge!
(Punk-Ass, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)
# wait a minute!
what was the reason you wanted to go to Amsterdam? My memory serves me well.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:16, archived)
# ah, but that was for scientific reasons.
Could never do it with a class lady : )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Is that because you couldn't take them home to mother?
Knowing you had popped them up the choco echinoderm?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Imagine
the sniggering when the chocolate mousse gets served.
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)
# no, more to do with I like a lady who can sit down comfortably.
I think I would do damage.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:24, archived)
# you'd do damage?
damn, and I only looked at your face... ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:28, archived)
# well, you know for next time now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:31, archived)
# don't
encourage me ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Im sure you dont need encouraging.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)
# I like Jadeviper...
...she is a size queen!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)
# scientific reasons my arse!




that is not an offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Im glad.
Beards dont do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:26, archived)