A cover version of the old Edwin Starr floor-filler
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I love the comment "what an utter, utter, bell-end"
Sums Morrisey up so well.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:40,
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Indeed, I know he's dedicated to his cause but
to compare the Norway Masacre with fucking KFC is really insenstive and plain stupid.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:49,
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Weeellll, what do expect from somebody that hasn't really produced anything of any merit since 1987?
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:55,
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If ever proof were needed that all vegetarians are utter pricks, here it is.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:45,
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and if we needed proof that you are a prick, you just provided it.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:55,
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Actually, I'm a vegetarian myself.
I was pretty much paraphrasing what I've been reading on Twitter for most of the day.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:56,
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OK. I'm not one to judge people by dietary beliefs,
perhaps I was guilty of a satire bypass.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:03,
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Yeah, this wasn't demonstrated particularly well with what I said initially.
Probably due to lack of iron in my system or something. I haven't eaten meat since 2002.
I think this means I can say 'fuck Norway, I hope they all die immediately' without fear of retribution of any sort.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:11,
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I think this means I can say 'fuck Norway, I hope they all die immediately' without fear of retribution of any sort.
Freedom of speech must involve the freedom to be offended.
Try cabbage & broccoli. Or staples.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:21,
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Agreed.
Are staples made of iron? I'm going to have to check the nutritional values on the next packet I buy.
Which I'm pretty sure will be never again in my life.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:27,
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Which I'm pretty sure will be never again in my life.
I have never bought staples. Not once. Or eaten them.
As a vegetarian since 1988 I'm well used to checking labels, not looked for ferric content yet.
I've just realised how old I am. Fuck.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:35,
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I've just realised how old I am. Fuck.
Nor I.
I've been in Staples, if that counts.
It depends how old you were in 1988, obviously. I can't really compete with that. You have 14 years on me. I know. It's not a competition.
If we're talking percentages, I've been not giving a shit about Norwegian massacre victims for about 30% of my life. That makes me quite old as well. YOU DO THE MATH! Actually, don't. It was quite painful for me, so I'd avoid attempting it. And I think I got it wrong as well.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:46,
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It depends how old you were in 1988, obviously. I can't really compete with that. You have 14 years on me. I know. It's not a competition.
If we're talking percentages, I've been not giving a shit about Norwegian massacre victims for about 30% of my life. That makes me quite old as well. YOU DO THE MATH! Actually, don't. It was quite painful for me, so I'd avoid attempting it. And I think I got it wrong as well.