I'll have a word with the landlord next time I see him.
Say it's 'new government regulations'.
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Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:52,
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just say youre a disablist
and that you also want one of those fancy walk-in baths or a wet room advertised by famous old people on TV.
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Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:56,
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I could have the downstairs shower seen to as well, get it converted to a jacuzzi.
"Yeah uhh... I've got... eczema... a really bad kind. That can only be treated with a jacuzzi and vodka."
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Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:58,
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and bikini clad asian babes
(but not if your name is michael ellis - he's not covered by the insurance policy)
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Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:59,
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Oh, of course :)
And I think the entirety of Japan want his blood now. He is the unforgiven one! *points finger*
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Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:03,
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they should have done that in top gear when they did those experiments with a corvette engine
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