and another one... feeling inspired tonight : ) ...
From the Merchandise for films that normally wouldn't have merchandise challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)
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From the Merchandise for films that normally wouldn't have merchandise challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)
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i fucking hate pigeons
having someone put birdseed in your hair in trafalgar square as a joke will do that to you.
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:40,
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i was 9
and blind, having patches on both eyes. moorfields hospital FTMFW
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:46,
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Fuckity fuck
Moorfields FTW by the way.
But the Dad thing, I sense a theme.
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:53,
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But the Dad thing, I sense a theme.
he's a cunt
but after meeting who he was brought up by, i no longer blame him for the way he turned out.
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:53,
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pffff
there was a programme about moorfields a few years ago. they interviewed mr. collins, my surgeon. there was a picture of thunderbird 2 on the wall behind his desk that i drew when i was a child. i was ridiculously happy to see it :)
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:59,
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Aww, bless.
This makes one realise how they do actually care about what they do, and are not just golf-playing freemasonry.
(although my current surgeon charges £700 an hour just for a consultation, and I'm not kidding but work are paying).
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:04,
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(although my current surgeon charges £700 an hour just for a consultation, and I'm not kidding but work are paying).
i know he remembered me
i had a condition that had never been seen before. the nerves in my face were twisted, so that when my mouth opened and closed, so did my left eye. he was the only person willing to give surgery a try. i'm eternally grateful that he did.
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:07,
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Like a tiny tears doll?
Lay you down and you go right to sleep? (thank heavens I manged to bring it back to b3ta-levels.)
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:12,
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not quite
i can't close my eyes, but i can do a fantastic zombie impression :)
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:13,
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Can't close your eyes?
Don't eat potatoes?
Why, Ms Monkey, thee be a shark.
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:20,
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Why, Ms Monkey, thee be a shark.
i fucking LOVE sharks
i've even got a fossilised megalodon tooth
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:23,
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I bet you were brilliant at
bellringing though.
(Apples if a bit too far)
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:15,
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(Apples if a bit too far)
Agree with you ref the pigeon/pony stuff though.
I see some dads on yubin framed scaring the shit out of their kids. Never mind the 250 quid, lock 'em in a snake pit and see how they like it.
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:25,
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Replace birdseed with pony nuts
And you can see why I don't like horses
(and no, the answer from the audience isn't "I FUCKING LOVE HORSES".)
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:44,
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(and no, the answer from the audience isn't "I FUCKING LOVE HORSES".)
ooo, nasty!
my mate fed a horse and had to have 2 fingers sewn up
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:47,
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I'd be upset too
if someone castrated a horse and put them in my hair.
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:48,
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I can still feel the dribbling leakage from the vesicles.
Stainage may have occurred.
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:54,
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i like those, too
if you dip them in sugar, they taste like watermelon
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:49,
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nah
potato is the best of all the vegetables, but that may just be because i can't eat them and i miss chips :(
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:01,
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So you don't like Daddy or chips?
(Although, obviously you would like chips if you could)
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:29,
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i love chips
i just can't eat them. daddy is fine now that we've come to understand one another
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:30,
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did you ever watch the bird on a wire short cartoons?
they were fucking brilliant!
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:02,
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nope
running on zero add-ons just to keep this piece of shit computer going. they were on paramount comedy, though. the amnesiac druid and renton the amazing flying octopus are the best ones.
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:12,
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