Fin? Combover more like. The emo-Bobby Charlton of self-harming fish.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:33,
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he rubs his fin over the bottoms of barnacle-encrusted boatsto split it into pieces and force all the rigidity out of it.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:35,
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