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# NEW FISH!
this is mondrian, the emo fish. he is easily recognised by his dour expression and the fin that hangs limply over one eye. emo fish like to hang out near fishing boats, in the hopes of being hooked. they collect these hooks, which may be mistaken for piercings.
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# Is it a whale?
It's clearly a whale
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# fin, not fluke
fish.
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# Fin?
Combover more like. The emo-Bobby Charlton of self-harming fish.
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# he rubs his fin over the bottoms of barnacle-encrusted boats
to split it into pieces and force all the rigidity out of it.
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# haha lovely :D
They sense blood for over 5miles, but it's always their own.
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# heheheh
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# One day
I see your fish/sea creature images in every primary school in england
: D
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# not all of them
i don't think doris the dildo fish is suitable viewing for children
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# Cartoon global warming
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# Beaten up by bigger fish.
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# he uses puffer fish as protection
and their spikes come in handy for self-harming
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# pfft!
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# hahaha!
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# It guts itself
Good work Smashy!
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# ta :)
i think he's my best one!
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# you made me bring out the cuntfish
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# arf!
that is a very cunty fish!
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# N I C E !
I am not on the PC at the moment though...
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# no worries
i'm packing it in for the night anyway
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# I'm nearly there!
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