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[challenge entry] This doesn't look too difficult...

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(Mystery Shopper, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:36, archived)
# plol?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:39, archived)
# ERTYUI ?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:42, archived)
# QWOP
www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:43, archived)
# This is the best Special Olympics simulator evah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:50, archived)
# 1.4m - A NEW WORLD RECORD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)
# I managed 17.2 metres
but he was hopping on one knee the whole way I only stopped because my fingers were aching.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:56, archived)
# haha
suggest this to Seb Coe for 2012 - the knee hop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:57, archived)
# All he needed was a guitar he could have been doing some Rock 'n' Roll power riffs as he hopped
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:59, archived)
# 1.5!
I won by a head (to the floor)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:56, archived)
# I got -2.1m
Nearly managed to hit the back wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:38, archived)
# How in the name of fuck are you meant to control that?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)
# QWOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Tap O lightly to start. Then press Q & P at the same time, then W & O, repeat.
It's all about timing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:59, archived)
# ooh! 5m!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Spend another couple of hours on it, you may make 20m!
*shakes head thinking of all the hours wasted on this*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)
# 9.8m.
It's fucking impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)
# There is apparently a method of speeding up the movements
found it on YouTube you right click on the game and select the option to Allow Macromedia to view your Privacy or something have a look on YouTube
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:25, archived)
# A great way to make it even more bloody impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)
# 7.5 then 10m!!!
Then I think I fell and broke my dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# this is fucking excellent!
0.7m
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)
# congratulations!
www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/trees.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Showing real courage, you ran: -1,3 m
Everyone's a winnar
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# minus!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)
# I'm very rarely managing to beat 0m
I think my average is -0.7 or so. I did make it 3m at one point.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:59, archived)
# The real test is the
hurdle at 50m. *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)
# haha
try this fuck: www.foddy.net/GIRP.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:58, archived)
#
haha!! that's even better!!
twister for keypads :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)
# GAH! STOP DOING THIS TO US! >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)
# EMERGENCY PROCEDURE!
Look around you, there will liekly be a window and/or a door

found one? ok. Open it. What do you see? If you see a large blue/white expanse above, then you have found the sky. Bonus points for finding trees, grass, waterfalls.

If you see a large white expanse that contains fire sprinklers, then you have merely found a corridor, go down the corridor and repeat until you find the sky.

This is called 'outdoors' - can you say 'outdoors'? that's right, 'outdoors'

Now you have found outdoors, go toward the outdoors and stay there a while

the feeling of panic will subside and you will remember who you are and what it is you had planned to do today.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)
# No time to read all that!
Some maniac has been posting links to incredibly annoying games and us feeble minded idiots have to keep playing till we finish them or get fired!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)
# That is where you fail.

I got fired first and now I have plenty of time to suck at incredibly annoying games.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# My hero!
*kneels before Zod*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
# I played this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyxwLfLQk5M
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# 3.4m
but it wasn't pretty. This is a beautiful game!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:02, archived)
# it's noble man, fucking noble.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:03, archived)
# It's when the music kicks in that it gets me
*wipes tear from eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Gah! Well that wasted lots of time.
You have to JUMP at the end? GAH! 100.1m
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:11, archived)
# My first attempt
made me laugh so much I couldn't manage another go.

-0.4m
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:31, archived)
# haha, back-of-the-head plant?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# hee hee hee
3.1m
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
# QWOP?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlgOodQnFS4
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:43, archived)
# *finally gets this*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)
# That's 18 points in scrabble.
Are the towers a double word score?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:44, archived)
# F, U, L on a triple word score
That's the best way to follow the letters of the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:30, archived)
# *takes far too long to get*
Adds L, Y to collect paltry double letter score.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# now that ther QWOP knowledge has been passed
this gets a 'Too soon, man. Too fucking soon'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:11, archived)
# haha!
I'm pleased to have wasted so many (combined) b3tans' time.
(Mystery Shopper, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha!
*adds your name to the list*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)