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# I so need coffee in the mornings
I have developed a new trick. When i get into work and 5 people are lining up with problems for me to deal with, I just say quietly: 'I haven't had a coffee yet'. It isn't true, but they leave me alone for an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Takes about an hour if we're all in the office
to get us to stop making coffee. You should hire us, we do the Saatchi Gallery sometimes so should fit in with yours and I make great coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Hired!
Just to get decent coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Good choice.
Our new blend is awesome at the moment too.
On that note, must hit the sack. Night!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Bed for me too
I'll see you in dawn's rosy light, assuming that is somewhere around midday.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# i like this. tis true.
it's like saying, forgive me, but i am i cunt, without anyone thinking any less of you and completely understanding.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
Nicely put!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Bingo.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)