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# good morning wobbly
ignore all the whingers, i like seeing your morning stuff

very refreshing after hours of freebase and flan headswaps
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:36, archived)
# I have begun to associate these with the welcome thread rush that happens when England wakes up
Around 12:30 over here, just time for some distraction :)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:44, archived)
# well perhaps you should associate it with the Welsh waking up too
bloody racist ;P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:47, archived)
# What about the fucking Scots, Northern Irish and Irish?
Racist cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:29, archived)
# I am a fucking Scot and a bloody Irish If my uncle is to be trusted.
Brit isn't really a race any more than Californian, is it ;p

Where's my gawdamn bagpipe, that's what i want to know.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Bagpipes have been outlawed in Scotland
because some meddling academia revealed that actually they're an English import. Or maybe it was French.

Next up: tartan (French), haggis (French), Robert the Bruce (French), and about half the Scotland football team (English).
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Dude
I used to think that everything was Chinese first.
Bonsai trees chess and "Go" at least.

The English just didn't want to claim bagpipes? How could you not love an acoustic instrument that's that LOUD?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:51, archived)
# If you live for any length of time in a Scottish tourist town
you learn to loathe bagpipes from the very depths of your soul. And I think the English even try and disown the Northumbrian pipes, which sound like bagpipes that are being strangled (and are most likely French).

I think everything I don't like is French, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:00, archived)
# bagpipes are bloody great
..and i lived in edinburgh :D

men in skirts are bloody great too, lots of scope for revenge fondling
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Pah
Edinburgh is an English tourist town

:p
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)
# ^ This
Keep up with the Vag Creams Wobbly!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Thanks... I will...
It does amuse me that so many b3tains tune in to have a light hearted, early morning chat about these and the Fleas..
It also amuses me that sometimes this conversation can go well into the evening gay shift...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:34, archived)
# FUCK
WHERE ARE THE FLEAS??!?! OMG I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS ANYMORE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)
# * Looks up
Oh bugger, you lot have killed them!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Nope
I just have the day off work and a lie in usually reserved for weekends.

Don't worry WB ol' chap. ;) x
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)