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And, randomly; a Future Knight
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Been there, done that, bought the bloody tee-shirt
but it my day it was called Restart then later Work-Fare and there wasn't a minimum wage.

It was not dissimilar to the one depicted on League of Gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# now they also make you do a course
then, they make you do the same course again, but with someone else, so it's effectively a different course

But I'm sure that's perfectly fine, otherwise it wouldn't be allowed, ho ho ho.

Though a lot of these courses are just scamming the ESF so er.. in conclusion, the system works, because they say it does.

Much like 50% of people on the work programme (or should that be pogrom) are successful in finding work. That's not actually true, but it's what government ministers insist on saying, so it's true, even though they admit that's not completely technically correct, thus proving it's true. YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# It's all designed to undermine your sense of self worth and value
so by the end of it you're willing to shovel shit for dole money and be thankful for the opportunity to put your foot on the lowest rung of the ladder.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# well, personally I feel the whole taking people off the sick or DLA or whatever it's called now is basic eugenics
people dying while waiting for appeals is probably considered a success.

and if they are successful in appeals they go through it all again a few months later.

Thing is, the lowest rung of the ladder was already fucked up by labour introducing new deal, the work programme pretty much put the final nail in it.

Alas, the unemployment industry is a big cash cow now, it doesn't need to deliver, it just needs to exist thus pretending something is being done about it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
# it's just a vicious circle of bastards
ATOS: "Look, HM Government, we saved you some money by stopping these people's DLA. Give us a reward, in the form of some money. Also, we're heartless, rich bastards just like you, so we should be mates and that."
A4E: "Look, HM Government, we pretended saved you some money because some bloke we spoke to once has now got a job, even though it was nothing to do with us, so now he's not claiming JSA. Give us a reward, in the form of some money. Also, we're fraudulent, corrupt bastards just like you, so we should be mates and that."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# atos are working to spec
You may find they've saved precisely nothing though, at great expense :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Absolutely the fact that New Labour did precisely what the Old Tories did really sticks in my throat.
It is all a charade, all these political parties need a pool of unemployed people to justify their dogma and to keep those in work from demanding better wages and conditions. The pool of unemployed people is used as a counter-balance to economic measures and at no point in history have we every had full employment. Smoke and Mirrors to distract us from the real agenda of diverting Public Money to private need and greed I.E. Banks, IMF, EU and WTO. but that's just my twopennethworth ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# as far as they are concerned, the only industry that matters in the slightest is the finance industry.
Anything else is beyond their understanding, so clearly, of no consequence.

Plus of course, that's their best place to be most happy once the political gig is over.

It's all poop ultimately :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Trickle Down is alive and being well fed
except the rich bastards are too tight to even piss on us!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# that's some nice armour
but seriously, when is pip going to blackmail her into sleeping with him?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha bunny ears
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Donkey lady has tits but no cleavage
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# or frog!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Donkey lady has tits but no frog?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
# has gayshift finished, is it Thursday yet?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Angry donkey lady is angry
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Yays Hiraly normal smile!! ^^ lovely!
no related.↓

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Hiraly?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# siruslee
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Yeah. Hiraly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:15, archived)
# I believe the character's name is Hilary
What you are typing is a terrible stereotype shown to be real
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Its OK ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
# if you say so
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Leave Dave alone!
Although this picture is wandering back into the disturbing netherzone
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# He is

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Larry David? Really.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# with unconvincing fog ..
Hekim's got his answer at least
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# In Cirencester no one can hear you scream
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# that's because Cirencester is so fucking noisy
Dear Cirencester, be more silently! I can't hear a specific person screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I've never heard of this film
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# DISTURBING!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# The sense of self-parody is overwhelming and bewildering.
"Orly!?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I really want to visit Orly one day
and just walk around shouting "NO WAI!!!" at everyone

it'll be awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Yoda in a dress. Disturbing. Arousing. Green.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# But
he's not selling a vodafone thingy
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:15, archived)
# The Jedi sell-out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Yay!
*daves*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Jesus! is there an uncropped version?
How are you not blind or arrested?

Also, a vision of the future:
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:06, archived)
# some people pay good money for that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I take it this is for a game
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
# now my brain is trying to fit the words "Weetabix eyebrows"
to the tune of Primal scream's Swastika eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# the first thing i thought was tumour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Has she shit 2 wee turds on his brow?
Japan pixelate poo out of scat videos. Erm - or so ive heard.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Wh-what the fuck am I looking at?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# There are a few uncropped versions.
And I'm not blind because they don't actually do anything for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I'd probably watch that film
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# This is the first SA strip I've properly followed
Have to say I'm enjoying it :)
(*spots tiny secret link. clicks. enjoys*)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Now that's what I call "fox hunting"
Though I'm much more interested in seeing what Hilary gets up to.

Also I think might colour a few of these strips. I guess I'm bored enough to.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Hooray for the secret link
You dirty yiffer, you!

I wish i could draw :-(
I wouldnt need porn then. Just a pencil and paper. I could jam the pencil down my cockshaft, and mop up the mess with the paper, y'see.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
# What secret li-
*drops monocle* oh my. o___o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I always look for secret links in JJ posts. Its like the same thrill you get from finding some dodgy porn in the bushes when you were at school
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Imagine finding yiffy porn in the bushes.
I almost feel obliged to leave some in a nearby hedge on principle alone.

But I've got to clear my room out, so maybe later.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# You've got to clear out all the yiffy porn from your room?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# No, he has to clear out the hedge in his room
indoor topiary, just say no.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# He's found some yiffy porn under the cock-shaped hedge in his room?
I need a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# *closes curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Thanks, that's better
any chance of a shoulder massage...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I didn't know about them before
I'll be looking now...although the pic was a bit of a shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# You're doing it wrong
You're meant to find porn round the back of the bike shed
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I found a whole bag of the stuff at school.
But while trying to work out a way of discreetly removing the haul from the shrubs (right beside the teacher's car park) without anyone noticing, another student go their first, shrieking: "Look! It's a bag of fucking porn!!"
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# I wish porn stashes were left behind bushes at my school
Would have been an positive, amusing memory to look back on
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# ^what he said.
All I ever really found was page 3 of the Sun and a jaw-bone. Probably belonged to a fox.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
# The closest I got to a porn stash in my school years was when I found a box of page 3 photos in the woods
I have no idea why
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Maybe a startled pervert dropped it and ran off?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Was this fox jawbone the item that bestowed you with a lifelong yiff chromasome?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Maybe it was.
I only just about stopped eating the furniture at 16.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# I found an A5 imported hardcore mag in the fields behind my school.
It had a racing driver showing two of his helmets, and some pretty ladies putting one of them into their various orifices. For about a week, I was a fucking GOD, and everyone wanted a piece of the scripture.

I sold it for enough money to buy a computer game for my Spectrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Ah!
Glad I wasn't alone in capitalising on "found" filth!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# My mate used to cut out and keep the page 3's from his parents newspapers
He sold them to me for a fiver (or a tenner - i cant remember)

Ah - back in the day where the internet wasnt around, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# A chap'll go blind with that sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# That chick with the ears
is hot
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Did we ever find out what Hiraly's previous job actually was?
A couple of strips ago the eyebrows man mentioned that "Ann Winters" must have let her go. If she was working in a high-street sex shop, then the difference between that and managing a charity shop is pretty much negligible, but before that she was apparently sticking cucumbers up her flange, which is hardly a step up from retail.

I only ask, because without this kind of information, none of these strips make any goddamn sense whatsoever.

/learning basic storytelling makes you ChickenHitler blog

[edit] on an unrelated note, I very much like the futuristic knight. Great design.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Hello Emvee!! :D How are you? ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Hi Moggy!
I'm good thanks! How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# You're welcome ^^
If I got time, I might draw your work's character.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Additionally, I didn't understand how the weeble had to ask if the donkey lady was a pornstar
when all of the characters know her already
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I actually bothered to scroll back through about 500 SA strips to try and find out this stuff
and I was still none the wiser - I doubt even cenaris gets half the punchlines these days
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Actually...
...the charity shop girl is a bit of alright as well.

HOT GIRL ON GIRL CHARITY ACTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# NGGGGFFF! LOOK AT THE SHITTY CROCKERY AND OLD SUITS! NGAAAAHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Trying to think of a charity shop themed sex pun
Gyaaaaaa, can't do it...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Sue Ride Her
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# That doesn't make sense.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Sue, Ride Her
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Haha.
Ace.

British Arse Foundation.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Dr BarnARSEdos
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I'm the chairman of said foundation.
We don't sit about, we get to the bottom of arse-related issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Cocks-femme
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# O_o ...naughty secret link
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:07, archived)