why's the footie stopped? was someone hit by lightning?
if anyone knows, JJ will know( , Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)
I dunno if anyone was hit...
I think it might be back on now, not sure.( , Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
it's just a precaution, but I doubt it will restart
the pitch is nearly waterlogged already( , Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
The football stopped because the world realised it was a pointless waste of time.
Everyone's gone home to find cures to diseases/construct perpetual motion machines/solve world hunger/have sex.( , Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
says the man who spent the last however long drawing an elf on the back of a crocodile with her arse in the air ;)( , Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
It's my contribution to world peace.
.........and I'll be able to use it to earn a little coin later down the road.( , Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:48, archived)
unlike the footballs, in which one never earns anything!
oh.. n/m.( , Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
Sorry, FOOTBALLERS??? finding cures? making machines? solving hunger?
Surely the reason they're footballers is because they're incapable of anything other than kicking an inflated leather bag or having (possibly inappropriate) sex?( , Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
no, it's because they are lucky enough to get paid megabucks for playing a game
who needs brains when you have balls?( , Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)