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# Queen Crackers!

13 Jacobs crackers, some teeth and one bread knife!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:57, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Cheers
I was trying to entertain a sick son, who can only eat crackers this morning. Poor little guy, he's watching Kung Fu Panda 2 now
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Hasn't he suffered enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha
no
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)
# cheers, here's some 'production' pics. 20 mins to make!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)
# why not just nibble?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Aw what?
I thought you nibbled them to that shape?!

Boo!

Still good, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Thanks, I started nibbling them
But crackers have a mind of their own when they CRACK, so I took to shaping them with the breadknife, to shape them better.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Sell out.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:41, archived)
# hahaahaha
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)
# You should have enlisted the services of a hamster
for the fine detail.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:42, archived)
#
:D
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Bonus points for showing your working out.
/Maths GCSE flashback
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Or, Bonus marks for showing development.
/art gcse flashback.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Tremendous!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Thanks
was something I've been meaning to do for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Yeah, very arty and all that, but let's see you send a letter with it.


(Fabulous work!)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Superb Q!!
Now eat all the buggers...no water mind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)
# haha
I actually love dry crackers!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:36, archived)
# i'm not sure what to admire most, the art and dedication gone into this
or the fact that you've had to munch your way through a few dry crackers, you won't be able to whistle for a fortnight!

edit - i should probably add this is most woosome mr q
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:22, archived)
# heehee
Love dry crackers myself. I would've made a good hobbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Wonderfully done... and very more-ish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:25, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)
# nicely
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:27, archived)
# ta
rattly headed one
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)
# that's crackers mate
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)
# haha, this is cracking!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:43, archived)
# if you it eat it will the queen come round and arrest u for defacing her image?
dilemma dilemma!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)
# ooops!
Me and my son have eaten half of her face already!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)
# zombie crackers...
"WE ATE THE FACE OFF THE QUEEN.... ok so it was just crackers but we ate it mwhahahaha"
I can just imagine u two doin that
Get better son o yours
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Thanks
he's playing ski jump on the Wii board now and hasn't been sick since 9, so he must be on the mend.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Ooh, does it all fit into a square when you rearrange it, like a tangram?
for example, the piece that makes the highest point of Her Maj's crown looks like it's the corner of the piece at the back of her head.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:57, archived)
# hmmm
It might have,but we've eaten most of the crackers now, so I'll never know?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Also, email this to the Queen's offices
They will probably give you an OBE or something
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Do you have their email address?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
# This time next week you'll be SIR Q4nobody
www.royal.gov.uk/Contactus/ContacttheRoyalHousehold.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:03, archived)
# [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Cracking job!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)
# :D
thanks foxy
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)
# crackin
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:17, archived)
# cheers sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)
# that's not cheesy at all.
Top work! A**!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Ta
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Fantasclick
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
# haha
I was worrking on a Charlie Brown parody t'other day and you just reminded me to finish it, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)
# here to help*
:)


*might not be here to help
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:58, archived)
# this is most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Thank you very much
I've had it in my head for ages, just never had the excuse to break so many crackers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)
# well deserved FP too
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:00, archived)
# That's crumby. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Thank you Atomic one
Love all your self portraits
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:35, archived)
# o/-bless ya!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Blimey.
Very impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:10, archived)
# hurrah!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:11, archived)
# that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
#
bwilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:12, archived)