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[challenge entry] I am not in seat 23G, I am a free man.
I am a free man.

From the Fictional Tourist Brochures challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 15:51, archived)
# brilliant place, I'd live there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 15:53, archived)
# It is lurverly
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 15:57, archived)
# lottery win, I'd be there too,
Awesome place, Id even tolerate the W*lsh...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:22, archived)
# They're not so bad, I'm half taffy myself
although it's the half I keep locked away...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:24, archived)
# What do you want?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 15:54, archived)
# We want to get loaded.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Do you want to do what you want to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I'm not sure if I want to do what I want to do, but I know what I have to do.
I'm climbing this mofo tomorrow
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:21, archived)
# You must sing "Climb every mountain" while doing so
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:29, archived)
# More like 'Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go'!
And it would definitely be made easier with some South African drugs reefer-style spliff doobies, but you're definitely on to something there!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:37, archived)
# smash it!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 25 Aug 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Jools Holland: "Now there's an idea..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 15:58, archived)
# *tinkles*
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:06, archived)
# "Who is number one?"
"The paying visitor!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Yes!
But secretly, they're all number twos...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Be seeing you there...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 17:21, archived)