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# CRAP PAINT DOODLE THREAD


Draw something crap in paint.exe and then post it, together, we can save b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:12, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:23, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Wait, that squirrel has no tits. IT MUST BE UNDERAGE!
ASSEMBLE THE LYNCHMOB!
*Opens stuj's Flamin' Torches 'N' Pitchforks Stall*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:38, archived)
# *opens 'Thor's Discount Flamin' Torches 'N' Pitchforks Emporium'*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:41, archived)
# :(
Oh vey, ALWAYS the competition.
GETCHA QUALITY PITCHFORKS HERE AT CRAZY STUJ'S! THREE FOR A POUND OR BUY TWO AND GET A FLAMIN' TORCH FREE!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:43, archived)
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Hell of a deal.
(xaer0mancer, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:56, archived)
# 3 bags of critical mass for 50 quid
might as well sell some weed in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:18, archived)
# i'll swap you for a half dozen pitchforks?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:06, archived)
# 6 fucking pitchforks for 3 bags of my weed???????? have you gone mental, 10 and i'll deal
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:09, archived)
# No joke:
I'm seriously looking for a cheap source of flat metal rake tines if anyone can help.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 21:04, archived)
# £9.77 for one rake?
No, I need about half a metric shedload of flat tines.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 22:34, archived)
# a burger well greased with "relish"?
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Not really funny JJ
I know this is B3ta and we laugh at almost anything, but that whole episode left me wanting a shower to get clean. I'm not flouncing, sorry, but I'm disappointed in what was hosted here today.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha, you poof
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:51, archived)
# I'll flounce later if it helps
but right now I've got the dinner on, so couldn't give self-righteous indignation my full attention. And it tends to need that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:59, archived)
# i find it all very amusing, i've had noncing involving jim savil on the fp, also posted borderline child porn, the intercock has changed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I don't know you Mongy
But my impression is that you are here for the giggles, same as me. Wind ups and trolling can also be funny. But this was just a case of distributing child porn and I didn't laugh. Even if it is a massive troll, it isn't funny.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:14, archived)
# i will be honest, i didn't even click the link, i just played with it, moggy or whatever it is means nothing to me, sort of trolling fanj would do, but b3tawas for funny, we had a few arty types and they still copped it, purile photoshops amuse me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I guess I count
as an arty type, mainly because I'm not very funny. But I think B3ta has a very good mix of totally OTT pureile humour, some excelent 'shopping and a sprinkling of arts. It works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:43, archived)
# hey i love this forum, i'm still here after all these years, i left /bored because i dont have the bother to shop fuck all these days, dont enjoy it, and it got prissy, so i camp on /sqwark
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:48, archived)
# The fuck happened this trime
::EDIT:: No, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:59, archived)
# The fuck happened this time?
Or was it just more underage humanism?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:59, archived)
# quarter pounder?
I 'ardly know 'er!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:05, archived)
# crap yes but it is your candle day :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:28, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:55, archived)
# my epic work in progress that i will never finish...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:29, archived)
# a seal working at a seaside cafe to get extra money for legal funds?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Merry candles and that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:37, archived)
# This disturbs me for some reason.
but yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Have a pea while I'm getting ready to go out.


Good times. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:45, archived)
# OMGFNG QUICK ROTATE FASTLY THEN JUMP AT HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:56, archived)
# ROTATE FASTLY...XD! XD! XD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:00, archived)
# DO THE BALL THING AND GO WOOOOIP!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:00, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:49, archived)
# DID SIK
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:51, archived)
# that pretty much covers it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:56, archived)
# On first glance, I thought it was a My Little Pony.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:06, archived)
# thisis what happens when the goatsebusters cross the strems
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Happy Candleday Discomeats!
Here is my recreation of a famous artwork that I just did from memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:52, archived)
# The man at the front of this pantomime horse, his willy is showing :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:55, archived)
# It is showing the way to Amarillo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:58, archived)
# cor! that resemblently resembles a famous artwork with some guy on a horses!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:57, archived)
# How come his tits are right under his neck?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:58, archived)
# because he's UNDERAGE !!!
burn the paedo witch
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:24, archived)
# *Directs you to CRAZY STUJ'S CUT PRICE FLAMIN' TORCHES STALL*
If we ain't cheaper than thor sonofodin I'LL SET FIRE TO MYSELF!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:57, archived)
# 3 bags of critical mass for 50 quid, just saying, free p and p
big bags, great weed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:05, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:16, archived)
# ANGRY HALLOWEEN MELON WILL KILL US ALL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:18, archived)
# dunno tho
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:17, archived)
# What a nice happy resting scene
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:18, archived)
# dunno what it is, just bollocks really
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Happyb3taday :)
(herman:D, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:18, archived)
# this is highly realism
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:21, archived)
# I hate it when the Royals visit !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Lol, always happens when the big queen arrives innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:31, archived)
# I know, I know
last time it was Wills and Kate...
I ruined her dress with jizz : (
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:53, archived)
# beep boop
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:03, archived)
# ROBOT JUICES ACTIVATED
COOLANT LEAKING
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:24, archived)
# FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:25, archived)
# happy kandal doodles
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:29, archived)
# PAINTBASE

happy candles, mr meats.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:05, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:43, archived)
# hhahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 14 Oct 2012, 0:12, archived)
# I mixed-a-mah-toasties!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:09, archived)
# haha
for a minute there i thought it was wearing a fez
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Yeah, nun headwear turns into a fez when infected with myxomatosis. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:14, archived)
# :o
This is how it always ends
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Ishitmybrainsoff
(Cakie So very tired..., Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:25, archived)
# very nice, but i hate dogs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:27, archived)
# kindly avert your eyes then good sir!
(Cakie So very tired..., Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:31, archived)
# animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:31, archived)
# You're lucky you got this much you ungrateful shit!
sadly I don't have time to b3ta like I used to.
I'm off to drink sake and watch Breaking Bad.
byeeeeeeee
(Cakie So very tired..., Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:36, archived)
# :)
have fun
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:37, archived)
# This is what ancient egyptian discos would have eventually become
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 20:43, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY DISCOMEATS!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 21:28, archived)
# BELL-END-GUIM
AMIRITE AMIRITE?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 21:58, archived)