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[challenge entry] Suppose I ought to jump on the bandwagon...
...especially as I posted it on FB hours ago. It's a sad day indeed when FB gets my 'shops before b3ta :(

From the Thatcher challenge. See all 152 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Facebook is the big smelly elephant of hatred that spoiled the internet party with it's pissing and shitting and throwing of buns and stepping on Johnny Morris' feet.
Nice pic though ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:39, archived)
# ^this^
everything was better when we had less choice of where to hang out :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:43, archived)
# That's the problem
Everyone goes to Facebook and nowhere else. I liked the internet better when out was lots of small pockets of weird. Webrings and odd sites on Geocities and Angelfire. And dancing hamsters and under construction gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:14, archived)
# terrible waste of buns
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:46, archived)
# 800,000,000 users
when they flounce on there they do it BIG TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:49, archived)
# BUNS!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 0:29, archived)
# lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:41, archived)
# BBC too scared to allow comments on their Thatcher news feature
so asked for comments on their facebook page instead funtiems :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Interesting. Just found:
"To all you vile peopel with nothing but vitriol to pour out. She was a human being who died. Someone's month, grandmonth wife, daughter."
R.I.P. someone's month.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:01, archived)
# terrible spelling, you can blame Thatcher's education cuts and fucking around with the curriculum for that :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:04, archived)
# ^wot she sed
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:06, archived)
# poor grandmonth wife
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Ding dong
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:47, archived)
# The temperature of hell just increased by 0.5 degrees Celsius.
I'm imagining that with each new evil arrival, the citizens of hell feel a perceptible increase in the discomfort level.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:58, archived)
# WOO , YAY , AND HOOPLAH !
very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 20:30, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 22:01, archived)