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[challenge entry] The question is how much more black can it be?

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(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Woo
for Tapisms!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)
# woo for what?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:20, archived)
# They live in your large intestine.
And their heads pop out when you poo, which can be anything up to 40 years after infection.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Mines called Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Yes, yes!
Trisha: "Come forward and witness for us. Jeff has been living in your large intestine for years now. Has he ever been unfaithful?"
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:26, archived)
# only every other thursday
on his day off and he has been known to flirt outrageously with the garden hose
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:29, archived)
# "And no doubt you feel betrayed, hurt even?"
"Bring on our mystery surprise guest, Debbie the giant trypsanomiasis from Bengal!"
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:32, archived)
# trypsanomiasis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now you're just showing off

WTF is a trypsanomiasis? Some kind of rice pudding no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:34, archived)
# It's a horrid kind of tape worm
...that was often used by Hollowood fatties to lose weight. Some even kept theirs as pets afterwards.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:35, archived)
# If I had one I'd
have it stuffed
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Into what?
They are quite long.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Tapisms
Like:

That's a nice tap.

You dance like a tap.

Does you tap bite?

How often do you feed your tap?

(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I prefer to
Smell the glove
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)
# And... Here we are:
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:12, archived)
# I spot hints
of dark gray in that.
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:13, archived)
# toot
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:14, archived)
# That's where your retina is detatching.
Use Swarfega.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Must be from seeing
the FEAR too much.
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Well, if you will look at it.
You'll eventually go blind, you know. And doubly incontinent.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Aw well,
I'm off to Bluewater to buy incontinence pants.
Seeyas :)
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:28, archived)
# You so classy.
Just like Posh Spice.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Indeed
I'm sure she pees in something expensive.
Sayounara!
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Mine is 100% black

...& smaller
'cos I'm using a 1px gif, not a jpg...

/smug
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:17, archived)
# no matter
me be earlier.

i invented joke
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:19, archived)
# That one's really
black though :)
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Not on my monitor it ain't
(I've pissed up the colours...)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:33, archived)
# black has been nunned
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Nice one
Sorry to threadjack,, but anyone fancy a nice game of isketch?
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:16, archived)
# no
go home
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Now, come on Johnny.
Let's go home.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)