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[challenge entry] Mr Meaker/Penis Beaker.

From the Make TV More Interesting challenge. See all 102 entries (closed)

(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:54, archived)
# Odds bodkins!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:58, archived)
# I know it's a bit of an old intermeme to say "oh kids telly was dead trippy in the 70s"
but the first series of rentaghost was genuinely fucking bonkers.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:12, archived)
# If it weren't for all the evidence to the contrary,
I'd quite happily believe that Rentaghost had never happened, and that the whole thing had been a particularly vivid fever-dream.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:36, archived)
# I like the fact that they had to calm the inappropriate trippiness right the fuck down in the subsequent series
by introducing the ghost of a pantomime horse.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:48, archived)
#
I'm confused as to why I thought Miss Popov was tasty. Warning: May contain traces of Christopher Biggins.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:59, archived)
# Because you're a closet homosexual?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:02, archived)
# Yes. Yes, that must be it. You Benny.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:27, archived)
# Yeah ... well your mum smells of dandruff shampoo and makes you wear cheap trainers.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:52, archived)
# You know a piece of cheese that you find underneath the fridge and which has gone hard and has fluff on it?
That's your tea that is. That's what you're having to eat.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:35, archived)
# I saw a clip of Worzel Gummidge, the other night (an outtake, wherein he says "fuck").
Frankly, I'm amazed that I ever had a night's sleep without nightmares. There was something very wrong (yet strangely right) about the TV of my youth.
Dobbin was oddly calming, given that he'd clearly been ripped from the mind of a very disturbed individual.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:04, archived)
# disclaimer: massive drugs anecdote
I was utterly mangled at a festival a few years back and the idiot in charge of visuals was playing clips of the scarecrow maker over and over. I properly freaked right the fuck out. I had to be walked around a field for a few minutes by some sympathetic strangers.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:08, archived)
# One too many Haliborange?
Typical lightweight.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:10, archived)
# I was mixing halib orange and smints. A rookie mistake.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:11, archived)
# Noseybonk. Pipkins. Hickory House.
Ooooof.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:01, archived)
# Hartley from Pipkins was the stuff of nightmares.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:11, archived)
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(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 0:14, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Donnie Darko?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:50, archived)
# fuck the lord
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:59, archived)
# Is now an appropriate moment to mention Noseybonk?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:52, archived)
# You know the answer to that, don't you?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 0:14, archived)
#
MMMMMMMOTOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:31, archived)