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# I like the fact that they had to calm the inappropriate trippiness right the fuck down in the subsequent series
by introducing the ghost of a pantomime horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:48, archived)
#
I'm confused as to why I thought Miss Popov was tasty. Warning: May contain traces of Christopher Biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:59, archived)
# Because you're a closet homosexual?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:02, archived)
# Yes. Yes, that must be it. You Benny.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:27, archived)
# Yeah ... well your mum smells of dandruff shampoo and makes you wear cheap trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:52, archived)
# You know a piece of cheese that you find underneath the fridge and which has gone hard and has fluff on it?
That's your tea that is. That's what you're having to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:35, archived)
# I saw a clip of Worzel Gummidge, the other night (an outtake, wherein he says "fuck").
Frankly, I'm amazed that I ever had a night's sleep without nightmares. There was something very wrong (yet strangely right) about the TV of my youth.
Dobbin was oddly calming, given that he'd clearly been ripped from the mind of a very disturbed individual.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:04, archived)
# disclaimer: massive drugs anecdote
I was utterly mangled at a festival a few years back and the idiot in charge of visuals was playing clips of the scarecrow maker over and over. I properly freaked right the fuck out. I had to be walked around a field for a few minutes by some sympathetic strangers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:08, archived)
# One too many Haliborange?
Typical lightweight.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:10, archived)
# I was mixing halib orange and smints. A rookie mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:11, archived)
# Noseybonk. Pipkins. Hickory House.
Ooooof.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:01, archived)
# Hartley from Pipkins was the stuff of nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 0:14, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Donnie Darko?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:50, archived)
# fuck the lord
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:59, archived)