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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:23, archived)
# you must be very watchful when cooking bacon in the oven
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:25, archived)
# no. you just don't cook bacon in the oven. end of.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:31, archived)
# iIs there some undulating reason why you don't like oven-cooked bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:35, archived)
# i believe you mean underlying
and yes, there is. it goes rock-hard and i like mine still floppy.
my bacon, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:50, archived)
# floppy bacon is all wrong.
Bleh!
(Cakie So very tired..., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:46, archived)
# it's lovely!
especially on a butty with egg and you take a bite, but the bacon doesn't break, then it flies out of the bread and hits you in the face with an egg-smeared slap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:54, archived)
# This is exactly the problem.
I simply don't enjoy my meat slapping me in the face, gooey or otherwise.
(Cakie So very tired..., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:41, archived)
# egg yolk needs to be runny too
also oven-cooked bacon leaves a baking tray utterly gluey with fat which a) is messy washing up and b) reminds you of how much fat you're eating when you have bacon fried

so screw that
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:42, archived)
# just scrape the black off with a knife it'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:26, archived)
# Why the long face?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:27, archived)
# his wife left him
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Yeah, but she was a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:01, archived)
#
cake is ruined,
*he's feeling rather glum,
*he was going to put some icing on
and give it to *his mum

*or it's a she

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:40, archived)
# it wooden go
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:03, archived)
# this is what clangers look like when they get old
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:30, archived)
# is that clive in the window?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:36, archived)
# CLIIIIIIIIIVE !!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 4:04, archived)
# It's because of the shoddy Elvisweathercook Oven
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:39, archived)
# you cooked his COCK!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:43, archived)
# should have stuck with pancakes.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:45, archived)
# this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:48, archived)
# Barker not Baker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 20:02, archived)
# you always treat people so ruff
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 20:20, archived)
# That smoke's ace
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:57, archived)