I have a solution
I'll fax you a copy of my inflatable bath and email a few bottles of non-alcoholic vodka. I have some back-issues of Woman's Weekly - I could send them via pigeon-post.
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Sat 10 May 2014, 13:21,
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gadzooks! a fine plan and no mistake!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 May 2014, 13:22,
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Just a word of caution
Some of the pages in the Woman's Weekly magazines may be stuck together, others may be just a little moist.
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Sat 10 May 2014, 13:28,
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damn condensation!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 May 2014, 13:31,
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Aaahh...yes...that's it...condensation
Or...errrrmmm...the pigeons. Yes. Probably the pigeons - dirty little buggers.
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Sat 10 May 2014, 13:35,
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those guano stains are hard to shift
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Sat 10 May 2014, 13:40,
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That's what the pigeons tell me.
Right. I'm off to the pub for ridiculous amounts of booze and a few frames of pool whilst watching Quins kick the shit out of Bath. Have a smashing afternoon :D
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Sat 10 May 2014, 13:43,
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you too :D
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Sat 10 May 2014, 13:45,
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