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[challenge entry] It may be comfy but...

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 12:40, archived)
# coo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 12:44, archived)
# I thought I heard a pigeon...
What ho, Smash :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 12:46, archived)
# hello!
i've had a cleaning frenzy today, i now have a cif headache :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Cleaning does that to a person.
I recommend a hot bath and plenty of vodka. Avoid heavy lifting and standing up unnecessarily unless it's to fetch more vodka. Order some comfort food and make sure all remote controls are within easy reach.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:02, archived)
# i can't drink
doctor's orders. although, i'm pretty sure vodka would only lower my blood pressure. oh, and i have a shower, not a bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:11, archived)
# I have a solution
I'll fax you a copy of my inflatable bath and email a few bottles of non-alcoholic vodka. I have some back-issues of Woman's Weekly - I could send them via pigeon-post.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:21, archived)
# gadzooks! a fine plan and no mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:22, archived)
# Just a word of caution
Some of the pages in the Woman's Weekly magazines may be stuck together, others may be just a little moist.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:28, archived)
# damn condensation!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:31, archived)
# Aaahh...yes...that's it...condensation
Or...errrrmmm...the pigeons. Yes. Probably the pigeons - dirty little buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:35, archived)
# those guano stains are hard to shift
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:40, archived)
# That's what the pigeons tell me.
Right. I'm off to the pub for ridiculous amounts of booze and a few frames of pool whilst watching Quins kick the shit out of Bath. Have a smashing afternoon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:43, archived)
# you too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:45, archived)
# Taint-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:06, archived)
# did you see the new ABBA video?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CjcfEQ77fA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:03, archived)