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[challenge entry] Ooooerrrr
He's in big trouble now, he's only gone and got a Nun in the Oven...


/wimple

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(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:14, archived)
# *sobs*
what a bastard. I'm going to chop up all his cassocks now. Even the Armani one.

edit: sorry, should have given you a wooyay too
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:17, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm
cassock soup

have to say I was slightly jealous when you said you'd elope with him
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Don't worry, we can share him.
We'll make him our court jester/dancing bear. Put him on hot coals and watch him jive.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:21, archived)
# jiving God reps
coooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllll
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:22, archived)
# He can mash potato
He can do the twist
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:26, archived)
# for some reason
I thought you said "glasscocks".

I didn't realise the pope was such a b3ta fan
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:22, archived)
# of course he is
how do you think we met?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:26, archived)
# it all makes perfect sense.
If you define "perfect" as meaning "some, but not a lot of"

So you and the pope eh? isn't he just a little fragile?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Just the way I like 'em
Brittle, but flexible because of it
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Aaaaaargh!
The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett! The Beckett!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:30, archived)
# ‘Ah yes, so little to say, so little to do, and the fear so great'
/happy days
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Breathe in slowly
curtains open.
Lights fade up to reveal stage littered with rubbish.
Lights fade down, curtains close.
Sound of breathing out.

The end.

Bloody surrealists. You wouldn't see me engaging in that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:53, archived)
# I plan to an animated gif of that
It would work, but silently.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)