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[challenge entry] Bad habit!
Probably been done before and a damn sight better than me but I need the practice;)

Ps How do you do smoke???

From the Nuns challenge. See all 654 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)
#
you blow into the burning end
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)
# you do
light the cigarette then you do put it in your mouth then you do breathe in then you do breathe out again.

i am very, very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
i managed to get it wrong too.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)
# put it in your
mouth then light it kids. that's how professional smokers do it.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)
# which end-
do you light
and which end do you put in your mouth?
*batts eyes*
(Missie Missie, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)
# either.
it makes no difference.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I do sorry too

(Ellis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)
# I am saying nothing just shaking my head in disbelief!
original jokes please on a post card =:0)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)
# why did the clown fall off the edge of the cliff?
he was pushed.
By a Nun.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)
# that did make me laugh
how many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

none; since my son and husband died in a car accident, there's no-one around to do anything for me any more.
(martian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)
# how many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
eh?
(Ellis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)
# !
/smirk
(Fingolfin, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)
# why did the feminist
cross the road?


to suck my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)
# i like that
(the joke, I meant the joke)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)
# you like cock please?

(Ellis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)
# i like
i think i'll stop there.
(martian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)
# you do
cigarette, you do light it, you do put in your mouth do, you do smoke
(Ellis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)
# bone?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)
# T?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)
# bag?

(Ellis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)
# carrier?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Pigeon?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)
# box?

(Ellis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)
# card...........
BORED!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)
# smoke
bone?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)
# you like bag?
you like bag please?
(martian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Yesh please
thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)
# I like bag
please
(Ellis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)
# EvS did a sort of same thing.
But I still find yours most woo-some :)

here if anyone cares...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Is that Sister Waynetta?
I AM SMOKING A FAAAAG!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)
# And a big 'How do you do' to Smoke from me too
err, who's 'Smoke' ?
(crispybits, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)