Matthew 14:19-21
19 And he directed the people to sit down on their spunky chairs. Taking the one source pic of Dot Cotton and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and hastily lasso-tooled the cunt. Then he copy-pastaed it onto as many pics as he could think of, and then posted them to the disciples. 20 They all lolled and were satisfied, and the disciples commented that it was omg amazing. 21 The number of jpgs was about five thousand, besides Terry Thomas and Charles Hawtrey.
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Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:23,
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And lo and behold
The people smiled, they found warmth in the comfort of friendship. But the unwashed didn't find this 'cool' so they got their little heads together and ripped the piss. Bless :)
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Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:32,
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and He said unto the Enlightened:
"You and me. In a square room, no doors, no windows"
The Enlightened One was open-minded about the meeting but was both concerned by the internet threat and the impossibility of entering such an arena. He said: "And how shall I enter such a room, my Lord." And lo, 2.0 did rain down upon the Enlightened. The Enlightened missed taking the piss out of the Lord, so did it when he could be arsed. It pleased him to see how butthurt the Lord remained.
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Thu 26 Feb 2015, 23:03,
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The Enlightened One was open-minded about the meeting but was both concerned by the internet threat and the impossibility of entering such an arena. He said: "And how shall I enter such a room, my Lord." And lo, 2.0 did rain down upon the Enlightened. The Enlightened missed taking the piss out of the Lord, so did it when he could be arsed. It pleased him to see how butthurt the Lord remained.
Yadda yadda, it was written. For the enlightened...
...was not threatened. Merely words with which the enlightened feels he has
the 'edgy' bite for the mighty clique. I shall do the work as it was decreed, as is my calling. As for being bothered, you flatter yourself.
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Thu 26 Feb 2015, 23:12,
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the 'edgy' bite for the mighty clique. I shall do the work as it was decreed, as is my calling. As for being bothered, you flatter yourself.
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Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:30,
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Such a shining wit
Oh - no - wait, that was las week's compo. Never mind.
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Thu 26 Feb 2015, 23:13,
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I like neomodernist translations
They're not afraid to use the word "cunt"
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Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:38,
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