And before the invention of the chin strap in 1704The most common way of losing your propeller hat was to have it stolen by a Scouser.
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:17,
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Before the invention of nails to nail everything down, that was the most common way of losing *anything*
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:27,
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Wouldn't you need a hammer to nail things down? Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:28,
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Hammers were invented first, such is human nature and the human desire to violently open walnuts Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:33,
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Violently opening walnuts is so cruel and should be bannedI just like to tickle them and sing Barry Manilow ballads; they'll open up in due course
( Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:38,
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