I'd fuck his mother!
… By which I mean I have masturbated while thinking about Lea Thompson from the 1980s.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap',
Mon 7 Jan 2019, 0:01,
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Thank you for this touching tale.
"She can touch my tail" etc.
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@lexistwit is a work of fiction,
Mon 7 Jan 2019, 11:51,
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