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[challenge entry] Four candles.

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(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 19:31, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/8344602
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 19:39, archived)
# It seems a bit excessive indeed.
Even from this side of the Channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 19:54, archived)
# Can we borrow a couple of guillotines?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 20:03, archived)
# Republicans are boring
And Presidents are usually corrupt
(rogerzilla, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 20:29, archived)
# why don't you just move to norf career, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:00, archived)
# what about republidents?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:26, archived)
# Are you a republican,
or a republican't?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 22:38, archived)
#
Well the whole point of all this saturation Goebbels-like Fuhrerprinzip propaganda from the BPC is because this winter even the most well-trained monkeys will start to query why they are suffering in desperate poverty while their opulent rulers snigger. So it's best to get everyone to grovel and keep them grovelling for as long as possible, by way of Pavlov-dog training, so that when the civil unrest starts early next year (which it will) the new Fuhrer can order them to shut up and sit down without being hanged by the mob as he should be. But the propaganda project carries a risk: don't ever let the ones with unpayable fuel bills realise that they're paying for all this drivel, or the wool might just lift from their eyes!
(Great_Boo, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:44, archived)
# those guys on /links have a lot of fun, you really should check it out
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 12:32, archived)
#
I know, saying anything that takes more than one sentence to say is so last century!
(Great_Boo, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 14:11, archived)
# this is great really
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 21:57, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS:
She's still dead. More updates at 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 22:08, archived)
#
I'd make a "They brought her back with Science but something went wrong!" pic if I could be arsed, but sadly I'm far to drunk for that kind of effort.
(Great_Boo, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 23:06, archived)
# the beer goggles! they do nothing!!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 23:40, archived)
# YES!
The whole situation could be improved* with a good ventriloquist who can do Queen Liz impressions.


*turned to chaos.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Sep 2022, 0:55, archived)
# FUCK! YES!
(gijoel, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 6:41, archived)
# ^ THIS!
Love this and totally agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 9:48, archived)