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# a corrugated iron arse.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 30 May 2003, 15:34, archived)
# being a cripple.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 30 May 2003, 15:34, archived)
# sandpaper hands
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 30 May 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Dairylee teeth
?
(Mattyboy, Fri 30 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# having
nothing but a bale of straw in your cheeks.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 30 May 2003, 15:36, archived)
# chewing on nylon
whilst having your bollocks pinged by a goat.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 30 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
# suffering
at the feet of ten thousand footless pens
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 30 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# sitting on the pope's knee.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 30 May 2003, 15:39, archived)
# sideways thrombosis
in the penguin kingdom
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 30 May 2003, 15:40, archived)
# going bungee jumping
only to realise halfway down you forgot to let your golden labrador out this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 30 May 2003, 15:41, archived)
# not knowing
where north is.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 30 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# understanding only polish,
and trying to tell a frenchman youve left some cheese on top of his wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 30 May 2003, 15:44, archived)
# ooooooooo
waiting to sneeze and someone stops you
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 30 May 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Eating your
own arm
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 30 May 2003, 15:41, archived)
# hey
I'm perfectly happy thanks :P
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 30 May 2003, 15:51, archived)