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# arf!
anyone have any advice on how to get rid of hooge fucking spiders that run around on your floor?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)
# step on them?
or lure them out with a piece of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:08, archived)
# its more likely to step on me....
its fuggin massive.


*Has a mild fear of spider ever since I had a really weird illness for a week when I was a kid that made me hallucinate them..."
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:11, archived)
# a fruit bowl
and a thin book
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)
# NOOO
KILL IT!! but be nice to them!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:18, archived)
# ahhh
use the cheese then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Charge them
a $20 entrance fee - that should get rid of all of 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Show the dog where they are
it works for me...he kills them.

Failing that, a hammer!, that will work wonders, plus, you can fix the floorboards while you're at it:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:10, archived)
# ARGH
i have one of these too!!! it just ran past me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# mine just ate my cat.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)
# You sod!
I just laughed crunchy breakfast cereal all over my keyboard! What a mess...
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:24, archived)
# weve made friends now. hes called frank.
hes sat on my shoulder, but i think hes secretly trying to eat my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:28, archived)
# DON'T LOOK NOW!
It's on your left shoulder!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)
# ask him
if he's called jeff
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)