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# close your eyes
give me your hand. Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand? Do you feel the same, or am I only dreaming?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)
# is this burning
in di ges ti on
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha
nice :)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# or is this
burning an eternal FLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEE!
*hits realy high note and smashes all the lightbulbs in a mile radius.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)
# I wondered what had happened then
it must have been transmitted via the interwebbynet.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Hello? Endsleigh Insurance?
My monitor's just cracked...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# sorry
you are not protected from my poor singing!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# I've just checked
the small print and your right. And all gay.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# I wasn't going to mention
which bangles song I'd move onto, but now you've said that, I may as well admit it! I've run out now though - have only got theee bangles songs!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)
# eep!
go get an album silly!!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)
# I don't actually
know of any other Bangles songs. Which is where the album would help I suppose. I'll have a nose on kazaa if my ISP ever get round to giving my broadband back.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# I only have their greatest hits..
Get hazy shade of winter and if she knew what she wants. I think they're possibly two of my favourites, or most memorable anyway..
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# will do.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Hazy Shade of Winter
Is fantastic!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# I bet Snuff
did it better, and a whole lot quicker.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# ...
Nope, I've just gone off you entirely now.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)
# i will try
to deal with this..
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Or is this burning
An eternal flame?
Say my name sun shines through the rain,
A whole life, so lonely
And then you come and ease the pain.
I don't want to lose this feeling...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)
# see
told you it was fun ;)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# is it kareoke day today
all of a sudden?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# i think it's my fault.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# that'd be a good day on b3ta
"only post song lyrics"
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)
# it doesn't
have to be this way
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# this is how it's gonna be
from now until forever, so let's have less of getting clever
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# you'd better stop
before, you tear it all apart
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# stop.
HAMMER TIME!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# per sempre amore
i can't get enough
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# SAUSAGE TIME




/blackadder
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# not too sure
It might be karaoke day
/pedant
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# at this point
I always stick my fingers down my throat....
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)
# At this point...
..I always stick my fingers up my vagina.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# algoyo
you make me laugh so much!!!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# yet you tell me off for being filthy.
FINE.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Martian.
She doesn't fancy you. She's looking at me and my massive vagina.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# so's everyone else
i'm used to that.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Will you be my agent?
I'll give you say ...5% of the profits.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Shut up
you fat twat!

/runs for Rio
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# While you're there...
...get your cock turned inside out and come back known as Mirabelle. I can get you a fantastic job as a fluffer on some pretty disgusting scat film shoots.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# But i thought
that was last week?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# You're fired.
Don't talk to the press if you like having kneecaps.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# I gave them
up for lent.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# well
you also make me laugh.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# YOU ARE INTERRUPTING MY FLOW OF MENSTRUAL POWER!
Can you phone me an ambulance? I'm stuck at the elbow.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Tell me
you remebered to take your watch off!

When will we ever learn!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# I was actually wearing battle armour.
It's twisted up in my cervex.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Barbed gauntlets
i hope?

Now there's an interesting story to be told at A&E...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)