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# I love
getting ones offering to enlarge my penis so I can break down walls with it...

I've never had one offering to give me a penis in the first place to have enlarged though...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# you can use mine
for a few nights if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# is it detachable?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# urm...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Take mine.
Take me.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# ok
post it to me in a jiffy bag...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)
# wait...
What are you going to do with it?
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I'm going
to find a way to attach it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)
# P.S.
I'm wanking while I reply to you.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
# now there's
a coincidence...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)
# What if
...the whole world wanked at once?
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)
# isn't that
what keeps the world turning though? everybody wanking all at once all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Oh Yeah...
I guess I forgot.

*wank*
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# 'course
it could just be me...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)
# You must
wank loads, then.
Well rest assured, across the sea, I'll be wanking with thee.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I'm not sure
how to answer that ; )

shares in Energiser anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Stop everything.
You're turning me on now.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# what a pity
this thread has fallen off the page...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Just about
Now it has.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I meant
off the main page... but now it's off the side of the page too : P

Ahh well... time to stop wanking for lunch I think
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)
# =D
Have fun eating. Try to think of my detachable penis if you have a banana.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# superglue
...it was invented for field surgery, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)
# ahh but
I need a way to make sure all the nerves and stuff are attached too, otherwise how will I know what a blow job feels like?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)
# over-rated
.....mainly loads of teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# mental note
find pensioner...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
# i have been
offered a husky third leg with which to shatter her meat tunnel.

i feel sorry for the husky's
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# maybe
it just needs throat sweets?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaahaha
That's too funny! Please!
(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)