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# Diet advice
(Badger Stuffer, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:06, archived)
# NO!
*shoves entire packet of crisps in mouth at once!*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:07, archived)
# raa
woo yay to that
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:08, archived)
# hooray!
hooray for gluttony!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:08, archived)
# YAY!
*splutter* *cough*

oops I've just showered some auditors with tiny crisp pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# So that's what a "golden wonder" is.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:51, archived)
# punished for their gluttony
languid for all times

the earth it stinks of corpses

the cold and filthy rain

vicious beast cerebus

three heads and blooded eyes

etcetc

from: Dante's Inferno, Iced Earth you know where you're going
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# I dont
think so

cos this is me! :)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# that
is beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# shame
i didnt make the whole thing, I only added the woo yay, but realy it looks like a sweet inocent me.

I can dream cant I.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:25, archived)
# anime girls
have proven not always to be so innocent. :)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Is this a new diet fad
Insult fatties until they guilt trip themselves to being thin?





I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Gazelle_Hunter, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:08, archived)
# before they trip over their gut
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Well, it works for me
Take one cheap shot at breakfast, a smart-ass remark at lunch, and feel too guilty to eat a proper dinner.

Guilt-Fast.
(I helped save b3ta! pigpog_s, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)
# heh
A beer gut is a sign of distinction.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:08, archived)
#
... and beer
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# and beer is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:13, archived)
# hence
a beer gut is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# indeed
and you can wobble it when you're bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:16, archived)
# I'd like to sport one of these fine "guts"
... but how do I set about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# drink beer
and lots of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# that sounds challenging,
is there some sort of quick fix diet or exercise routine I can follow in order to quickly facilitate the development of my new and desirable physique?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
# there are no shortcuts
but eating crisps, fried breakfasts, and fast food all help accelerate the process.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:25, archived)
# I'm prepared to put in the time
Thank you for your advice... I'm off to get drunk, for the good of my gut.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:38, archived)
# where i work
everyone has a beer gut
(ifu96496, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
# beer
i work for a beer company and i have a good life
(ifu96496, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# hooray for beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# The Good Life was on TV last night
Hoooora.... Ummmmm Felicity
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:34, archived)
# YOU ALL KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BEER!
SO THERE
(ifu96496, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# what makes you say these things?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Yeah
cos I went to the Heineken museum a couple of weeks ago, I know everything I need about beer.

It tastes good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:25, archived)
# it tastes good
AND it makes you talk bollocks in pubs.

Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Heineken tastes good?
omg. you've never drunk beer before have you.

heineken is fucking lemonade.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:29, archived)
# I want to name a pitbull lemonade
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Tastes a helluva lot better than most lagers
cos, frankly, lager is shite.

Bitter or real ale are much much better, but make my botty burp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:43, archived)
# shut up,
theres a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
# It's not water retention
It's cake retention.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Substitute
"Food" for "Pies", and you got yourself a slogan.

Quick Edit
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# The answer to a healthier you
is to stop vomiting up your food,
you attention seeking little slag.
(guinea, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# da truth hurts
fat cumdonkeys - eat more lettuce !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Why have I seen this before.............?
I don't think it's yours in any way shape or form - in fact I think I saw it first on FARK... and now it's been front paged..... Hmmm
(allergic to curry, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# That's what I thought.
I've definitely seen it before. In the truthful advertising compo a few weeks back.

Of course, I remember seeing at least a couple of versions then, so it could just be that it's not the most original piece around.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)