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[challenge entry] I think an agent is coming.........


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(i am me and various other people, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Nice!
more hamsters.

I saw the Matrix reloaded the other night. It was utter bobbins until The Architect turned up, and then it wasn't bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)
# I thought that bit
with the chocolate cake was a bit much...
(Fellmeister, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)
# you mean the two hour trailer for the matrix revolutions ?
nto bad
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# A-HAW-HEE-HAW
WE ARRRE ZE FRONCH, DO YOU ZEE? WE ARRRE RILLY RILLY ARROGANT, YES? OURRRRR WEEEMEN, ZEY LIKE TO FUCK ARRRROND! MON DIEU! KESKER SAY? LE PLUME DE MA TANTE EST DANS LE JARDIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Add two cloves of garlic
Half an onion and simmer for 20 minutes.

/Delia
(Fellmeister, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# yeah
that was shit as well.
(martian, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# but the architect was twaddle
they took the whole concept of free will versus predestination and paintmashed it onto human emotion versus machine prescience... The dialogue was poor and wandering, till I couldn't care about Neo's choice. For me the movie was bad until that scene - when I realised I could no longer try to be openminded about it, nor care about seeing revolutions...

Not a mad scifi fan or anything, but at least the first one used decent ideas, stylishly implemented into a movie, not a muddled mix of CG-fights and dramtic speeches where actors are desperately tryingto inject gravitas into an inflated franchise.

/Rant over, it just pissed me off that it was as bad it it could be
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)
# would of
been better with norks.
(doktored, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)
# like most films then
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)
# and
friends.
(doktored, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# that would only become better
if it didn't exist.

Oh, alright, maybe if it had norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)
# I thought it was fun
not a great masterpiece, but entertaining.
(Apart from the trace rave near the start, which was more tedious than neighbours)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# and
the most off-putting sex scene I've ever seen.

Something about it was just so incredibly creepy and foul.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
# possibly
the bits of metal sticking out of her spine?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Something other
than the series of ports studded down their backs...

Bleurgh!
(Fellmeister, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# you've
piqued my curiosity now... ;)

probably going for a drink in headingley later on if you're around.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)
# mmmmmpossibly.
I'll text you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# okay,
I'm off to go swimming soon, but I'll be back home about 7 ish. Paul's gone to watch the cricket, so I said I'd meet him for a drink afterwards - probably be about 9.

edit: oh, and my phone's at home anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Tell that Chris
to watch where he's looking...
(Fellmeister, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# he's a right one
for looking at what he's watching ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Was tempted
to do a comedy six million dollar man type 'do-do-do-do-do-do' with lines and everything on that particluar section of the photo but hey, I think i'd get my account revoked.

But that does give me another idea...

/runs off for sticky back plastic and rubber cement...
(Fellmeister, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)
# entertaining is the word
the fight scenes are simply awesome. I was in awe, and then some.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)
# they looked like cgi, though.
the genius of the first one was that it didn't look like cgi, even when it was. at some points all the people jsut looked and moved like computer game characters.

some bits of it was incredibly woo though.
(martian, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# The agent Smith scene
had me completely mesmorized.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# but
i was just thinking multiple man from xfactor, all the gags had been done before.
(doktored, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)
# gags?
Can't say i remember any. I just loved the eye candyness of it. A great film to watch in the cinema. The DVD? Not sure I'll bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Me too
How did they ever think they would get away with all that shite CG?
(Fellmeister, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)
# fight scenes
the cg really stuck out.

i mean reaaaaaaly.

i dont mind cgm but when it's done to complement a film, not replace it
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# I didn't think it was that bad
.....The Hulk, on the other hand, is a film i will never see.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)
# I saw a VCD of it on Monday
and it was a whole lot better than I expected.
the plot was actually quite good!
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)
# The Plot?
"oh no, radiation"
"hulk mad"

The End
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)
# that's what I had expected
but I was pleasantly surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I'll second you
I'd rather stay in the matrix if being a crusty is all I've got to look forward to :/
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Bored (not of your pic!)
So I thought I'd tell you that I saw this suntan shop and thought their name was Tampon Staining. A marketing opportunity lost, I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Tampon Staining?
Now *THAT* is a good name for a suntan shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)
# depend on what colour you want to be, i suppose.
(martian, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Yeah, some businesses have unfortunate
company names like this one
(pen-al™, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
# phhrfftt
yoiks
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)