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# I wish I hadn't altered my crack with God's fire.
It's swollen up like a balloon.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 14:38, archived)
# I think some mayonnaise might help
Salad Cream is probably too vinegary for this type of injury. The higher egg content of mayonnaise will ease the pain and reduce the swelling.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Mmmm...
eggs. I like eggs (see profile)
(Nigel Meek's Incredibly High Waistband, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)