I'm totally against Crisp marraigeswhat they do in the privacy of their packets is up to them, but when they denegrate our Church of England, the great institution established under such joyous circumstances by getting married in front of my vicar, in a dress.
They can't bring up little spuds, no, it's a fucking disgrace I tell yer and it makes me sick, sick to the stomach.
And that Gary Lineker, encouraging them an' all that - he's supposed to be a well respected former sportsman and non-adulterer. The birch is too good for 'em I say.
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They can't bring up little spuds, no, it's a fucking disgrace I tell yer and it makes me sick, sick to the stomach.
And that Gary Lineker, encouraging them an' all that - he's supposed to be a well respected former sportsman and non-adulterer. The birch is too good for 'em I say.