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# Intruders Beware!
(Sanks, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Brilliant - watch it go viral!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Kill them all!
They deserve it. Kill the single mothers, and the asylum seekers! Read the Daily Mail! Batten down the hatches! Buy lots of candles!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:00, archived)
# /Littlejohn
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:00, archived)
# kill Littlejohn...
kill little John!
(Sanks, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:02, archived)
# yep
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Save
Will Scarlet!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Buy more crisps!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:03, archived)
# As long as they're
English and married.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Wonder what Hate Mail readers make of Walkers' new range of "foreign muck" flavoured crips
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:10, archived)
# they eat them in secret
while weeping and tearing at their flesh with dirty fingernails
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:13, archived)
# If you ran the marketing campaign?
They'd lap 'em up
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Flatterer
*blush*

Still can't get a job though, gotta sign on tomorrow, spose I'd better go & buy a cheap shell-suit & gold rings from Argos first...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# That's why I get funny looks
when i go into the job centre to sign on...I don't have the soverign rings!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)
# I'm totally against Crisp marraiges
what they do in the privacy of their packets is up to them, but when they denegrate our Church of England, the great institution established under such joyous circumstances by getting married in front of my vicar, in a dress.

They can't bring up little spuds, no, it's a fucking disgrace I tell yer and it makes me sick, sick to the stomach.

And that Gary Lineker, encouraging them an' all that - he's supposed to be a well respected former sportsman and non-adulterer. The birch is too good for 'em I say.
(Mattyboy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:17, archived)
# is it just me
or does he look like an even older Bob Hope?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:00, archived)
# freaky
he does.... he really does
(Sanks, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:01, archived)
# I noticed yesterday
on the beeb mid-afternoon news, when they changed stories... I was confused for a minute as they still seemed to be showing pics of Bob Hope...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Older than dead?
(I helped save b3ta! pagram, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:01, archived)
# yep
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Oh yes
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
12 bore to the back of the head.

they all deserve it.

every last one of them.

infact anyone, anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:03, archived)