LET'S GO OFF......
From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)
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..........SHOPPING
From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)
( , Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
what land lubbering contraption
be this?
where be its oars?
arr arr arrrrrrrr?
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Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:52,
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where be its oars?
arr arr arrrrrrrr?
Woo
That'd be very useful in pikey supermarkets like Netto to barge your way over the sleeping, drunken derelicts cluttering up every aisle
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Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:53,
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Aye, cap'n
It be truly bountiful, should you need to do a bit of press gangin'
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Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:56,
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or Quik Save
you could ram into the vile smelling gippos that haggle over out of date spam
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Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:55,
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But Lidl do cheap cider
£1.59 for a two litre bottle *FACT* Every saturday, mother and I go down to the Tonbridge branch and buy 24 litres to see us through the week. Last week, some snotty woman in the queue commented on the fact that we were buying so much, having overheard me say "that'll do us for the week". "A week?" she said. "Yes," I replied. "We have four kids to feed"
Edit: Come to think of it, I should have asked her what the fuck she was doing in Lidl and not poncey M&S. Cunty fucking pretend poshnob! (:
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Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:06,
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Edit: Come to think of it, I should have asked her what the fuck she was doing in Lidl and not poncey M&S. Cunty fucking pretend poshnob! (:
Indeed
And the old and infirm: I once employed a Jack Dee joke when in Somerfield. I had a trolley chock-full of a month's food goods and an old lady was behind me in the queue with just a pint of milk. "Is that all you've got?" I asked. "Yes," she replied. "Well, you'd better find another till 'cos I'm gonna be fucking ages," I said (: /cunt
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Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:12,
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Trust me...
at least the only branch of Nettos I've ever been foolish enough to go in used to reek of cheap liquor and rotting veg. From the outside, it looked like a public loo, inside it looked worse.
Cheap baked beans and fake Baileys, though/
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Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:01,
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Cheap baked beans and fake Baileys, though/
I've said it before
and I'll say it again.
Farm Foods - the poor man's Iceland.
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Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:11,
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Farm Foods - the poor man's Iceland.
i be never having been to a Nettos.
mostly I purchase good from port markets, before we be going on adventures on the High Seas, Arrrrrr.
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Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:59,
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