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# Netto can't
smell as bad as Quik Save
(, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# oh it does
itis a speshal supermarket..... next up lidl!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)
# ALDI
rah rah rah
(, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:01, archived)
# But Lidl do cheap cider
£1.59 for a two litre bottle *FACT* Every saturday, mother and I go down to the Tonbridge branch and buy 24 litres to see us through the week. Last week, some snotty woman in the queue commented on the fact that we were buying so much, having overheard me say "that'll do us for the week". "A week?" she said. "Yes," I replied. "We have four kids to feed"

Edit: Come to think of it, I should have asked her what the fuck she was doing in Lidl and not poncey M&S. Cunty fucking pretend poshnob! (:
(, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# haharrrr!
i love to be winding up the snotty nosed.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Indeed
And the old and infirm: I once employed a Jack Dee joke when in Somerfield. I had a trolley chock-full of a month's food goods and an old lady was behind me in the queue with just a pint of milk. "Is that all you've got?" I asked. "Yes," she replied. "Well, you'd better find another till 'cos I'm gonna be fucking ages," I said (: /cunt
(, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)
# haharrrrrrrr!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Arf
:)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Cider
gives children much needed nutrients and surliness
(, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Trust me...
at least the only branch of Nettos I've ever been foolish enough to go in used to reek of cheap liquor and rotting veg. From the outside, it looked like a public loo, inside it looked worse.

Cheap baked beans and fake Baileys, though/
(, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:01, archived)
# I've said it before
and I'll say it again.

Farm Foods - the poor man's Iceland.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:11, archived)