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[challenge entry] where's the soap?

it does does'nt it!
(soap on a rope for ladies)

From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:15, archived)
# that looks fun
how many speeds settings does it have? and is it waterproof?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:17, archived)
# its
soap.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:18, archived)
# i assure you
it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:20, archived)
# are you
sure?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Soap
doesn't usually have a rotary speed setting does it?

Not that I'd know! O:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:22, archived)
# You've never seen soap?
How do YOU smell?
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:23, archived)
# jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:24, archived)
# In Dorset?
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:26, archived)
# I know a guy from Dorset, he has big hands. We call him phalanges.
100% useless FACT.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:28, archived)
# My husband's from Dorset
He doesn't have abnormally large hands. My friend back in the US, however, has frigging *huge* hands. his little finger is the size of my thumb 100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Avec
ma nez monsiour! Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:24, archived)
# quite sure
i was looking at one of them in a specialist shop the other week...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:23, archived)
# I don't understand...
...why does the soap look like an oversized knobbly carrot?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:17, archived)
# because
its good for you baby.

yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:18, archived)
# I'll...
...bet it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Ribbed...
"For her pleasure"
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Unless...
...you put the condom on inside out, then it's ribbed for his pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:19, archived)
# i'd just like to say
this really made me laugh..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Of course,
it also depends on what sort of couple are using the condom...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:31, archived)
# Will you dance?
Dance with the funk of great funkiness?
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:18, archived)
# eh?
you lost me
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Never mind,
I was just having random typing-tourettes with the word funk.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:22, archived)
# well funking stop it
; )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:25, archived)
# I can't.
The insatiable funk has me, and it shall never let go.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:26, archived)
# can you be defunked?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:28, archived)
# I don't think I want to be.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:28, archived)
# i like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:18, archived)
# fank
yew :)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Isn't that it
hanging up ther..oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:19, archived)
# trying to
reach it without taking it down is a right bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:19, archived)
# So to
speak... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:20, archived)
# oops
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:21, archived)
# dont drop it in a shower
....
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:19, archived)
# not
likely is it......

not with all us perfectly virtuous ladies about.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:20, archived)
# i couldn't
agree more.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Are you sure?
Not even by trying REALLY hard?
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:22, archived)
# brian?
is that you?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Alfie, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:28, archived)
# No.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:29, archived)
# sort
of a joke.mate.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Alfie, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Yes.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:33, archived)
# be more virtuous?
definitely not.
Agree more? I wouldn't have thought so.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:30, archived)
# I wouldnt want t
bend down in that shower! ye gads!"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Alfie, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:25, archived)
# that jiva
I really vib-rate-her work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:28, archived)
# hehehe
its the google action all over again
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Alfie, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:30, archived)
# you're wanking over pictures of hodgehegs!
i'm not quite sure whether this is good or bad. at least you're not raping them, poor hodgehegs
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 19:32, archived)