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[challenge entry] Vodka with the purdiest mouth you ever done seen...

From the Photoshop the Klan challenge. See all 616 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:27, archived)
#
"Again, we appreciate your slant on idea, but no thank you"
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:32, archived)
# you're wrong,
and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:37, archived)
# his momma
probably loved him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:38, archived)
# yes.
the face only a mother could love.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:40, archived)
# or
hit with a spanner,

one of the two.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:41, archived)
# perhaps
it got sat on by a large gourd.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:43, archived)
# the spanner or the momma?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:45, archived)
# all of them
let's just squish 'em all
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:46, archived)
# that's your
answer to everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:47, archived)
# yup
and i squish you in a minute.

make me a cup of tea and bring it round and you will be spared.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:48, archived)
# in theory i could,
but by the time i had made a cup of tea and got there, i would fall asleep in your doorway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:49, archived)
# gourd
to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:47, archived)
# i will.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:49, archived)
# FUCK TO
THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:50, archived)
# said Chris Morris
oh, and how we laughed!
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:45, archived)
# i certainly
did.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:49, archived)
# indeed
but the big question is how the fuck do you use flash... anyone want to help me? I've got a series of psd files in as layers but it wont let me make them appear and it's really pissing me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:38, archived)
# erm...
i don't quite understand what you mean by "won't let me make them appear" but if you want to elaborate i'll try and help...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:41, archived)
# right if you accept that I am coming at this
from the level of absolute novice... the pictures in your layers only show up when you have a filled in dot on the time line at the top yes? why is it only letting me put in not filled in dots?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:43, archived)
# ok... i think i know what you mean :)
click on one of the dots... then hit F5... you should get a non-dotted but dark frame... click on the frame and you can drag it out over as many frames as you like... or hit F5 a lot...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:45, archived)
# ah it might have been useful
for the tutorials to tell me this... humph... lets see if I can get my m3tatw33ning finished now. I'm just miserable he wouldn't let me send it in as a gif...

thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:47, archived)
# piss
that doesn't work... it has to be something simple but I don't know why it won't let me place filled in dots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:49, archived)
# hang on...
you're trying to convert an animated gif into an avi via flash?
if so i think you're best to import the gif into flash rather than psds... it should automatically do the timing for you... (file menu... import...)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:53, archived)
# hmmm, well, no, I wasn't going to do that
my "animation" is effectively about 7 stills with a bit of motion tween on the last 2 so I figured I'd do it in Flash for the tweening. but I just can't get my bloody layers to show up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:57, archived)
# that's odd...
which version of flash are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 3:01, archived)
# I@m using flash mx
I've imported the psds to the library so as not to lose image quality then dropped them from the library onto layers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 3:04, archived)
# so what's in the file at the moment?
7 images each on a separate layer, each 1 frame long? and you want to stretch them over time?
edit: did you just delete a post or am i going mad?
edit edit: i have no idea... i must be missing something... i'm on flibz if you want to throw questions at me when i'm fully awake tomorrow... this may just be too late for my brain to be helpful... from what you've said you should be able to see the pics...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 3:09, archived)
# Too bad you aren't using Fireworks
You just export your animation as a .swf.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 3:24, archived)
# ooh ooh question!
fnord was going to send me some keyframes, turned out I couldn't find a siuitable way to export to avi - flash won't do it on a mac I gather - and when I exported flash to quicktime to convert to avi the compression borked the test animation up...any ideas about this?
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 3:06, archived)
# hmm... not too sure...
you can export from flash as a sequence of jpgs which means you've basically got a mjpg avi (so reasonable quality)... you just need something to stick them together (sorry, only software i know to do that is for a pc but there must be something for macs)...
sorry... that's not hugely helpful!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 3:28, archived)
# thanks
I've got to do some digging around.
pickledpizza told me what he used for compression, but on my machine the same thing produced a really bad avi, colours all skewed and a huge file size...hmmm.

perhaps I'll get it sorted before the next tweening starts up.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# i fucking hate
flash. it always seems to be changing its mind for no fathomable(word?) reason.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:53, archived)
# How's an advertiser meant to work in this world...
Of political correctness gone mad...
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:39, archived)
# I don't understand
it said "chop the klan", not remake vodka adverts. I don't see no klan...
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:40, archived)
# i don't get it.
either. at all.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:42, archived)
# maybe it's a joke about the fact
that there is a georgia somewhere near Russia, which is somewhere that they like vodka, and there's a georgia in america which has klansmen in it. But surely that would be stretching a tenuous link a bit far...
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 2:44, archived)