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# Yes. It had all the mod cons...
Spiders as big as your head; lesbian nuns who came round to tidy up; a lovely robin who attacked Sue Drawbridge everyday cos she wouldn't feed him; and a man who put his willy through the letter box everyday until Fat Paul poured boiling water over it the day we left.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Caravaning with Drawbridge is hardly a holiday
no wonder it was fun-free. At least that robin had the right idea, if only he'd been a poisonous robin.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Sue Drawbridge has alopecia.
I laughed and laughed and laughed.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# she'll be begging you
for a wig any day. Convince her she needs hair implants and you can stab the bitch in the scalp.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's probably why she's jealous of your skills with the weaves.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)