The oldest known written insult
roughly translates as 'C'mere you nob!'. It's in a heiroglyphic with an illustration of one guy taunting another, and there's a definite penile glyph.
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Astatine,
Thu 28 Aug 2003, 20:43,
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is that a
FACT?
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Roxy_Hart is so so old,
Thu 28 Aug 2003, 20:45,
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