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# RIP
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Supermoore!
Fetch that biscuit!
And a woo to you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Yay!
Have a biscuit Mr. Bear. You can nibble on it on the way to hell. :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# yummmeeeeee
...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# *steals biscuit and sells it on Ebay for a mint*
*gives mint to bear*

here, i don't like mints
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# I can make a very good Spag Bol with mince
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# i can make one with spaghetti.
maybe we should combine our powers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Morning mate,
are you still planning to be in New York in November?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Yessum
ning
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# YAY!
What dates?
We can meet up and stuff!!
Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# excrement
Don't know me dates yet, when are you going to be there and I'll try and fit mine round yours

"two fatmen go mad in the big apple" - it'll be the big core when we've finished with it!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# We're flying out
on the sixth and will return on the eleventh.
I think...I have those days booked off anyhoo.
Maybe we could spend a day doing stuff*.

*eating
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# what a jolly good idea
it'll be chilly so we'll have to eat around soho cos the bars and restaurants there are very goood and close together
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Sounds cool,
I want to venture out to The Village at some point.
Oh and go to a few museums, do more of Central Park, that sort of thing, we did all of the touristy stuff last time.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# village is near
and I can try and get you into the Friars Club
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# I'm not shaving my head
and wearing hessian robes for anyone...not again anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# "Take me to the heart of the Big Apple,
I want to check out the pips."


/partridge
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Arf!
poor monkey scrotum face is dead!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Oooh, hello, you
So, still no sign of Chumley, eh? Did the vindaloo down Brick Lane not do the trick?
Edit/ Oooh, how rude of me, woo to your lovely pic, thebear. sorry
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Nothing at all!
Currys did not work. She is going for accupuncture tonight to try and induce.

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Bummer.
I'm heading out down your way shortly - coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# That would be lovely!
You buying?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Can do.
Why, you feeling skint?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Nah
just chancing my arm!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Well, after the
comment below, I would think you'd be too ashamed of yourself to try cheek, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Was only joshing!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Hmm, well
we'll see about that *schoolmarm*
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# I keep telling you
SHAG
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# A rough shag?
I assume you're talking about pipe tobacco.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Have been shagging for Scotland!
But still nothing. It is a bit odd too, had to dig out the old Sick Boy Book of positions to try feasible ones.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# I reckon blow jobs should be easy enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Yup. But if the baby is in the right position then you get both at once.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# hell
now

immediately

do not pass go
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# ;D
Have I overstepped the mark this time?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Well, only your
conscience can tell you that...... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# my what?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# I rest
my case.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Eww eww eww
You should be ashamed of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# no there is a natural 'inducer' in jizzum
in fact the drug they use is a synthetic variation...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# I bet this "FACT"
was brought to you by a man. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# t'was the midwife actually
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Fake Cum?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Men faking orgasms....
...how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Prostaglandin gel
is the preferred method of induction
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)