How aboutthe woman he lived with before that. She was a fat ugly little inbred troll. Plenty of anecdote material there.
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed.,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:23,
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only if it's really bloody funnythe bride does not want to be thinking about her new husband's previous ladies. Even in a "god they were ugly" context.
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Batsgirl,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24,
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Well I was thinking of developingit into a thread of a (long) list of ugly miseries culminating in the one he got up the duff (current).
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Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:26,
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