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New Dictator Challenge
Photoshop Vikings Photoshop a Viking. Go on. You know you want to. What would they be doing now? How many ways to get into Valhalla are there? How many bad Viking puns can you make? These and many other questions need answering folks...Now, where'd that glue go?
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chthonic ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:16,
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Thor blimey guvna!
That's a good un
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butchbint ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:16,
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that's a
valhalluva bad pun
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atomboy ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:17,
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I was
a-freya'd that this might happen.
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Baz Fuck off ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:19,
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Many terrible puns
will be bjørn this week
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butchbint ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:24,
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I'll
Loki forward to thaat.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:26,
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You do make me
O-laf
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butchbint ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:29,
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vyking hell.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:27,
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Odin't
want to hear that.
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Ijon Tichy ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28,
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Odin
is hard to pun with succesfully.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:32,
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Loki here mister
I think I've dane a better job than you...
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Ijon Tichy ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:34,
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I'm Snorri
but Bovine already used that one
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butchbint ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:42,
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What
by stealing my Loki pun?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:42,
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Well
I used both syllables for mine. /undeservedly smug
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Ijon Tichy ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:44,
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Heimdall-ying with the idea of some
really bad puns.
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Baz Fuck off ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:50,
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They'll fall Vlad
if you carry on in that Svein
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butchbint ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:56,
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I know, it's nothing to Bragi about.
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Baz Fuck off ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:59,
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i'm going to paint my face
get the wodin (crap, and anglo-saxon)
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Spoon ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:34,
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I Wodin't say that.
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Baz Fuck off ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:34,
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i'll never get
tyr-ed of punning
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Spoon ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:24,
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yes
Punning (Ragna)rocks my world.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:26,
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i won't dane
to answer that
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Spoon ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28,
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viking Mr T
i can see it now.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:19,
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is this the mystery_bob challenge?
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:17,
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from now on i am ignoring all relevant challenges
and entering all the old ones.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18,
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Huzzah!
Vikings are almost as good as pirates!Leif's on the line /repost
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Baz Fuck off ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:17,
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naaa
pirates are FAR better
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Obz Click, ting, stamps ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18,
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Bollocks
.
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Mattyboy ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:22,
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yeah, bollocks ...
everybody knows that ninjas rule !
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oCo ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:24,
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hmmm
true
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Obz Click, ting, stamps ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:25,
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do ninjas
have cleavage?
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bblgoose ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:27,
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the chesty girlie or the builders crack kind?
oh and the answer is no - ninja uniform ass hugging tight
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Lynxkitten ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:37,
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all the time?
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vork and burlap ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:25,
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i can see a
huge pirate/viking divide appearing on this board's community after this challenge it won't be the same i tell you
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vork and burlap ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:25,
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(channel) 5 reckoned
viking was a olde word for pirate. ahh
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wilby ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:48,
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repost?
you cnut.
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BeAst - did it wrong on: ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:23,
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Repost for challenge in an existing thread.
That's exemplary behaviour, so you're the cunt.
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Baz Fuck off ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28,
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What's come over you?
complimenting people like that...
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Mattyboy ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:32,
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i thought it was
a crap pun on cnut
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Spoon ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:36,
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Knut
shirley
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Pootle ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:40,
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how dare you!
*slap*cnut canute knut kanute and probably 742 variations therof
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Spoon ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:44,
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you bastard
i'm off next week, and you lay this one on me. i've a good mind to smite you.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:17,
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God
you come over here in your long boats, ravage our women, contribute deeply to our culture and you want special treatment and "ooh! I'm a viking. Look at me!". Horny helmeted layabouts more like.
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chthonic ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:20,
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cheeky fecker!
don't go out in a storm, as i've got my eye on you.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:21,
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PILLAGE IT!
PILLAGE IT HARD!
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butchbint ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:26,
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*giggle*
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Batsgirl ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:23,
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Actually
Vikings didn't wear horned helmets /pedantery
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An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:26,
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/pedantry
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butchbint ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:27,
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Damn my slippery
keyboard of irony
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An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:32,
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That's right,
ruin the fun.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28,
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can i
have that e?
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bblgoose ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28,
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You can.
Have fun with it
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An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:31,
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not in battle
but they sometimes had detachable horns for ceremonial occasions... /pedant who knows the facts.. :P
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Darkedge ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:31,
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Detachable horns?
To what did they attach?
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An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:33,
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Walls
Just in case anyone fancied a quick houpla match.
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Ijon Tichy ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:46,
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their helmets??
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Darkedge ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:58,
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nice one!
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popt_art ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18,
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Hurrah
much better than the Klan
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Pootle ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18,
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I'm going to photoshop some viking kittens
singing a Led Zeppelin song! It will Rule!
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Indole Ring ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18,
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not if i do it first...
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:19,
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i think for this challenge
i will upload a picture of some military sea vessels yes, i'm going to scan de navy in
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Spoon ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You must die.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:19,
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oh sweet jesus
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popt_art ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:20,
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i just did a lap of honour
round the office for coming up with the Worst Pun Ever
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Spoon ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:21,
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True
it'd take some effort to stoop below that one!
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sunny_jimbob ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:24,
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it was indeed a Thor'ry sight to see
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popt_art ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:25,
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Worryingly
I can't stop laughing at that. Please, kill me now.
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Frogstar ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:21,
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groan
doesn't even begin to cover it.
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sunny_jimbob ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:22,
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YAY!!!
scandinavian vikings like me! :D
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Laini ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:19,
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Do you have
a hat with great big horns in it?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:21,
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ofcourse!
and a great big beard
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Laini ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:21,
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Cor,
how big?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:23,
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this big
*shows with hands*
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Laini ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:25,
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Blimey
O Jimmikins! Do you have have a chain mail top and big furry boots?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:27,
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oh yes
;)
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Laini ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:30,
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Good lord!
It's like some sort of crazy dream! Do you have a Kirk Douglas?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:32,
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I had one
but gave him away, sorry
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Laini ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:33,
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Nevermind,
I'm sure you have a long boat and a small yet highly successful pillaging industry to make up for it.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:35,
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Bloody Hell!!!
That They IS are big beutiful ;)
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ... ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28,
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wow
that's huge
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Pootle ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28,
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Baz Fuck off ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:23,
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laini
gives me the horn.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:22,
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That's just
rude mate.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:23,
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but true.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:24,
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yay!
should be good:)hmm... how many viking reposts we gonna get in the next hour, though:(
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monkeymanblue mathematically safe ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:20,
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Hurray!
A jar of jam for the first person to make an 'Orse pun.
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MissPrism ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:20,
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Fantastic!
I'm off to pillage my stock images folder.
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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:20,
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what's
this doing on the 3rd page of Google image results for "viking"?
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nebulous ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:23,
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Why, oh why
did I click on that ;)
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ... ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:29,
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Bloody Thor's
gonna do a load of reposts now - tcha! ;-)
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Ijon Tichy ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:27,
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it's probably been timed
with my hoilday, so that it give you mortals a chance.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:30,
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Ha ha ha
Well you've still got a few hours to search your achive and bung them all in a thread..!
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Ijon Tichy ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:35,
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Yay
Viking kittens ahoy!
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Samsonite ,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28,
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