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# most squid use an arm
to reach within a body cavety to grab a 'hand full' of sperm which it smeers up the female

the giant squid however has a huge musclular john thomas
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)
# oh ingenious
i especially enjoyed the 'john thomas' is that a quote?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)
# hmmmmm nah
they said penis

baby giant squid are about 1 metre long - and are seriously damaged by trawling - however no one really knows if they are endangered
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:24, archived)
# because they dont wanna go down...
and find themselves on the end of a john thomas?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:26, archived)
# "this animal is out there and agressively killing everything in its path
It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)
# bit of a cunt then?
...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:30, archived)
# yeah
chainsaw like rotating claws and shit

blimey it's really captured my imagination
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:31, archived)
# i want your
artist interpretation by 9 tomorrow morning
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)
# d'you
really want to reach your arm in there for sperm? I thought the regular way was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:26, archived)