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[challenge entry] How's it pronounced again?

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(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:06, archived)
# woo
Giant Squids use their urine to remain bouyant
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)
# in other news...
i just ate a spicy curry pot noodle, and my farts smell like a schools toilet
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)
# can you use them to remain bouyant?
and is your beak usually left undigested in the stomach of sperm whales?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)
# answer to all of the above=
no but i wish i could/no
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# I wish i had
an ink sack
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)
# i wish i could push my stomach out of my mouth
that'd be a party trick
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)
# most squid use an arm
to reach within a body cavety to grab a "hand full" of sperm which it smeers up the female

the giant squid however has a huge musclular john thomas
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)
# oh ingenious
i especially enjoyed the 'john thomas' is that a quote?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)
# hmmmmm nah
they said penis

baby giant squid are about 1 metre long - and are seriously damaged by trawling - however no one really knows if they are endangered
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:24, archived)
# because they dont wanna go down...
and find themselves on the end of a john thomas?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:26, archived)
# "this animal is out there and agressively killing everything in its path
It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)
# bit of a cunt then?
...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:30, archived)
# yeah
chainsaw like rotating claws and shit

blimey it's really captured my imagination
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:31, archived)
# i want your
artist interpretation by 9 tomorrow morning
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)
# d'you
really want to reach your arm in there for sperm? I thought the regular way was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:26, archived)
# to be ground up and used as
the fixative in posh purfume?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)