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[challenge entry] Viking-aaaaaar!


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(Doctor Proctor, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# woo
just a quick TJ. can't remember who did the politicians on space hoppers site (monkeymanblue?), but bang on 6 music if you can, after teenage fnaclub (woohoo), they're going to talk about it! b3ta hits the real world again...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# He'll be very chuffed,
Stever Wright had it as Web Site of the week yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# That was on Radio 2
the other day as well. It was on Steve Wright's programme.

*coff* not that I listen to it...
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# yes
www.bbc.co.uk/6music/presenters/gideon_coe/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# would that be Adge Cutlass?
b.t.w does anyone know who the oldest b3tan is?
my girls reckon I'm too old for this board
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# fat boab is 102
thebear is almost as old...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Nonsense.
Unless "your girls" are of pensionable age?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# 19 & 16
and with all the sarcasm of youth
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# They sound charming.
Do you have any pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# now now
don't lower the tone, you may embarrass both yourself and your ancestors
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Good heavens.
It was a purely innocent request.

*puts cock away*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Oh, come on, now
it's Baz - his sole purpose is to lower the tone.

Edit/ *points above* see what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# mind you
they are both gorgeous,I's good breeding stock you see
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Now that was probably not a very
wise thing to say here.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# you're rolly right
but what the heck, bring it on boys& girls, I could do with a laff
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# You should introduce them to the board.
I'm sure you could find them a handsome young consort here. We're a pretty wholesome bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# they are both regular lurkers
and severe critics, maybes to bright for most of you chaps
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Ah.
Excuse me a moment while I just go and edit my previous 14,500 posts to create a more charming persona...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# 14,500 posts I'm impressed
but I go for quality over quantity
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Now
where have i heard that before...

goes for a ponder*

* not a wank...well...not much
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Baz
lower the tone - never!
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# the oldest I have met
is Cassidy.
I'm not quite sure how old he is, but I guess in his early sixties, though I may be doing him a disservice
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Hah makes me a mere pup
by comparison
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Just looked in your profile
What a great job you've got!

/jealous
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# not at the minute
severely bust my finger at work last week, so on a sickie at home (working on policies)
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Ouch!
But hey your "office" is a *lot* nice than mine ;o)

Edit: Get well soon!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# nice office indeed
but fourpence happenny a fortnight aint much good
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# You 'd better watch out, you young whippersnapper,
or I'll hit you with my pension book.
I was feeling pretty ancient already, as it was my birthday a few days ago. But it was a mere 55 actually, and that feels quite old enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# well i'm
28, ambiguous is 32 cosmosmallpeice is well old 35ish!! so there you go if that helps
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# oh dear
older than all those
45 next week
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# I'm only 36
Still in short pants compared to you, Granddad.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# indeed young whippersnapper
but I've done some serious mileage
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# I'm nearly
37 - stone that is.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Beat you!
Not by much, fortunately...
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# "One for the Bristol City
Two for the Boys in red
Three for the fans down Ashton Gate
Who'll follow till we're dead
My boys
Follow till we're dead"

Ooo Arrr Adge Cutler
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Yay for Bristol City
And their cockney rhyming slang.
(I helped save b3ta! spoonmuppet, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# oive got a brand new
long boat, and oi'll give you the key

/wurzles
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Moind
piss. Oo-arr!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Quay
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Oi've got a brand new voiking laaaangboat,
And Oi'll give youm the oar.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# When I was a young lad
I used to get my fishing tackle in Pete Budd's shop in Keynsham. (Pete Budd is the singer with the Wurzles and Keynsham is the name of an album by the Bonzo Dog band).
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)