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# There should be a filter on b3ta
that weeds out those who can't spell, punctuate, or construct a sentence in plain English. Bastards. And execution with a rusty spanner for those who use text message or hacker talk. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
# oh yes
i'll vote for you
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Oi!
Capitals! Punctuation!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Sorry,
I got lazy. At least I bothered with the apostrophe.
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# It was the only thing that saved
you from being beaten to death.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# hehe
I winced when I read his post as well......
(flashman1234, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# lol
well im not from US so thats why my english sux.
(Armson, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
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(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# No.
Your English sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Not being from the US
is usually a sign of good English. What's your excuse?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# do
i need one?
(Armson, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# When I went on a little jaunt to the US
I was rather stunned when I was introduced to someone as being from England, and the first thing they asked me was:

"So, do they speak English there?"
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# lol
the aint so smart in the us
(Armson, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# i worked in a theme park in the US for a couple 'o' months
most stupid questions i was asked:

So, you're from england right, aint that in france somewhere?

So where d'you learn english?

You guys sure do drink a lot of tea don't you?
(Clockwork, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
i watched david letteman once, he was asking teens what the ex, president name was, wich country that was located southern of US etc.... they didnt now
(Armson, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Christ, I thought it was
just the rest of the world they were stupid about.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)
# y0 but n01 cn un£r$tand m£ 1f I d0n spk l33t!
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(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Report to the car park for
rusty spannering.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# ooooh
from Dutchbird?
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# She gives good punishment.
She pinched my arm a few weeks ago, and it's only just stopped bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# That's
because I sneakily rub salt into it at every opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# is the stump
healing?
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
I had FINALLY cleared Nullo out of my brain and you have to bring it up again!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# AAAARGH
Nullified with a rusty spanner

*grimace*
(Clockwork, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# then
just ignore if u dont understand
(Armson, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Yeah,
but what would I do then?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Ur talking
b011ox. r3t4rd3d haxxors r00l.

3dit: generationgav is l33t3r dan m3.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)